Monday, June 01, 2026

Bullshit Jobs: A Theory

"Bullshit Jobs: A Theory", by David Graeber, 2018, 368 pages, 122k words. A Preface & 7 chapters.

The 1st & last David Graeber book I reviewed/summarized was "Debt - The First 5,000 Years".

I had to quit reading that book several times. It was just too depressing! So much of the book is, the many, many ways humanity has invented to implement slavery.

It took me just over a year to write the review/summary, which came in at 35.8k words - oops!

The book was 226k words. So my review/summary was a paltry ~16% of the size of the original. Actually not so bad.


I am not going to follow my in-depth, chapter-by-chapter format for "Bullshit Jobs". I'm going to try & hit the high points, with lots of excerpts. Plus, I have an overall uncomfortable conclusion about the meaning of this work.

So this whole thing got started in 2013, when Graeber published an article in a new radical magazine Strike!, titled "On the Phenomenon of Bullshit Jobs".

The essay was based on a hunch. Everyone is familiar with those sort of jobs that don’t seem, to the outsider, to really do much of anything: HR consultants, communications coordinators, PR researchers, financial strategists, corporate lawyers, or the sort of people (very familiar in academic contexts) who spend their time staffing committees that discuss the problem of unnecessary committees. The list was seemingly endless. What, I wondered, if these jobs really are useless, and those who hold them are aware of it?
Graeber then includes the article. It starts off referencing a piece we've come across several times before: "Economic Possibilities for Our Grandchildren", by John Maynard Keynes, 1930. I think I first talked about this piece in my very 1st post on Economy of Plenty. Like everyone else, Graeber wants to know, where are the 15 hour work weeks that Keynes predicted?

I'm going to just excerpt the points I highlighted in the Preface to get us started:

The answer clearly isn’t economic: it’s moral and political. The ruling class has figured out that a happy and productive population with free time on their hands is a mortal danger. (Think of what started to happen when this even began to be approximated in the sixties.) And, on the other hand, the feeling that work is a moral value in itself, and that anyone not willing to submit themselves to some kind of intense work discipline for most of their waking hours deserves nothing, is extraordinarily convenient for them.

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There’s a lot of questions one could ask here, starting with, What does it say about our society that it seems to generate an extremely limited demand for talented poet-musicians but an apparently infinite demand for specialists in corporate law? (Answer: If 1 percent of the population controls most of the disposable wealth, what we call “the market” reflects what they think is useful or important, not anybody else.)

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But rather than allowing a massive reduction of working hours to free the world’s population to pursue their own projects, pleasures, visions, and ideas, we have seen the ballooning not even so much of the “service” sector as of the administrative sector, up to and including the creation of whole new industries like financial services or telemarketing, or the unprecedented expansion of sectors like corporate law, academic and health administration, human resources, and public relations. And these numbers do not even reflect all those people whose job is to provide administrative, technical, or security support for these industries, or, for that matter, the whole host of ancillary industries (dog washers, all-night pizza deliverymen) that only exist because everyone else is spending so much of their time working in all the other ones.

These are what I propose to call “bullshit jobs".

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For instance: in our society, there seems to be a general rule that, the more obviously one’s work benefits other people, the less one is likely to be paid for it. Again, an objective measure is hard to find, but one easy way to get a sense is to ask: What would happen were this entire class of people to simply disappear? Say what you like about nurses, garbage collectors, or mechanics, it’s obvious that were they to vanish in a puff of smoke, the results would be immediate and catastrophic. A world without teachers or dockworkers would soon be in trouble, and even one without science-fiction writers or ska musicians would clearly be a lesser place. It’s not entirely clear how humanity would suffer were all private equity CEOs, lobbyists, PR researchers, actuaries, telemarketers, bailiffs, or legal consultants to similarly vanish.

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If someone had designed a work regime perfectly suited to maintaining the power of finance capital, it’s hard to see how he or she could have done a better job. Real, productive workers are relentlessly squeezed and exploited. The remainder are divided between a terrorized stratum of the universally reviled unemployed and a larger stratum who are basically paid to do nothing, in positions designed to make them identify with the perspectives and sensibilities of the ruling class (managers, administrators, etc.)—and particularly its financial avatars—but, at the same time, foster a simmering resentment against anyone whose work has clear and undeniable social value. Clearly, the system was never consciously designed. It emerged from almost a century of trial and error. But it is the only explanation for why, despite our technological capacities, we are not all working three- to four-hour days.

The initial post in "Strike!" went viral, was translated into 12 languages. Polls taken of workers got to as high as 40% of workers saying they had bullshit jobs - Graeber had guestimated 20%.

Graeber got hundreds of enthusiastic responses. He recounts many of these tales of woe bullshit throughout the book.

Back to Preface excerpts:

All I did in the essay was to pursue this insight: whenever you find someone doing something in the name of economic efficiency that seems completely economically irrational (like, say, paying people good money to do nothing all day), one had best start by asking, as the ancient Romans did, “Qui bono?”—“Who benefits?”—and how.

This is less a conspiracy theory approach than it is an anticonspiracy theory. I was asking why action wasn’t taken. Economic trends happen for all sorts of reasons, but if they cause problems for the rich and powerful, those rich and powerful people will pressure institutions to step in and do something about the matter.

I hadn't remembered Graeber slamming the inequality/out-of-control-oligarchy issue as much as he does.

Ugh. He uses the "s" word. Slavery really is at the core of western civilizations, just as it was in Roman law.

We have become a civilization based on work—not even “productive work” but work as an end and meaning in itself. We have come to believe that men and women who do not work harder than they wish at jobs they do not particularly enjoy are bad people unworthy of love, care, or assistance from their communities. It is as if we have collectively acquiesced to our own enslavement.


Chapter 1, "What Is a Bullshit Job?".

Graeber takes 3 iterations to get to his "Final Working Definition":

Provisional Definition: a bullshit job is a form of employment that is so completely pointless, unnecessary, or pernicious that even the employee cannot justify its existence.

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Provisional Definition 2: a bullshit job is a form of employment that is so completely pointless, unnecessary, or pernicious that even the employee cannot justify its existence even though the employee feels obliged to pretend that this is not the case.

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Final Working Definition: a bullshit job is a form of paid employment that is so completely pointless, unnecessary, or pernicious that even the employee cannot justify its existence even though, as part of the conditions of employment, the employee feels obliged to pretend that this is not the case.

LOL, leading into the Final Working Definition. Graeber really has a gift for describing things which are completely appropriate, but also completely orthogonal to normal viewpoints.

There seems to be a certain fascination about what kind of job being a Mafia hitman is:

This point allows us to refine our definition even further. When people speak of bullshit jobs, they are generally referring to employment that involves being paid to work for someone else, either on a waged or salaried basis (most would also include paid consultancies). Obviously, there are many self-employed people who manage to get money from others by means of falsely pretending to provide them with some benefit or service (normally we call them grifters, scam artists, charlatans, or frauds), just as there are self-employed people who get money off others by doing or threatening to do them harm (normally we refer to them as muggers, burglars, extortionists, or thieves). In the first case, at least, we can definitely speak of bullshit, but not of bullshit jobs, because these aren’t “jobs,” properly speaking. A con job is an act, not a profession. So is a Brink’s job. People do sometimes speak of professional burglars, but this is just a way of saying that theft is the burglar’s primary source of income. No one is actually paying the burglar regular wages or a salary to break into people’s homes. For this reason, one cannot say that burglar is, precisely, a job, either.
Graeber defines 3 general classes of jobs. He 1st discussses "shit jobs":
Shit jobs are usually not at all bullshit; they typically involve work that needs to be done and is clearly of benefit to society; it’s just that the workers who do them are paid and treated badly.
&, I will point out, they often literally involve shit, i.e., cleaning toilets.

So:

So far, we have established three broad categories of jobs: useful jobs (which may or may not be shit jobs), bullshit jobs, and a small but ugly penumbra of jobs such as gangsters, slumlords, top corporate lawyers, or hedge fund CEOs, made up of people who are basically just selfish bastards and don’t really pretend to be anything else.
Next up, Jeffrey Sachs. Somehow I had missed this, up to just now. The only online course I ever took was Sachs's "The Age of Sustainable Development", in 2013. Sachs shares his insight into Wall Street types:
If you look at the campaign contributions, which I happened to do yesterday for another purpose, the financial markets are the number one campaign contributors in the US system now. We have a corrupt politics to the core . . . both parties are up to their necks in this.

But what it’s led to is this sense of impunity that is really stunning, and you feel it on the individual level right now. And it’s very, very unhealthy, I have waited for four years . . . five years now to see one figure on Wall Street speak in a moral language. And I’ve not seen it once.

In the useful jobs category: (which may or may not be shit): the politician I hero-worshipped for years, BHO, Barack Hussein Obama, completely threw Main Street under the bus in favor of a "soft landing" for Wall Street in the 2008 crisis. I completely believe, this is where the Democratic Party put us on the road to The Orange Turd.

Capitalism hates labor. It hates workers. It hates real people, with children, bills, etc.

the same period that saw the most ruthless application of speed-ups and downsizing in the blue-collar sector also brought a rapid multiplication of meaningless managerial and administrative posts in almost all large firms. It’s as if businesses were endlessly trimming the fat on the shop floor and using the resulting savings to acquire even more unnecessary workers in the offices upstairs. (As we’ll see, in some companies, this was literally the case.) The end result was that, just as Socialist regimes had created millions of dummy proletarian jobs, capitalist regimes somehow ended up presiding over the creation of millions of dummy white-collar jobs instead.
We are in Late Stage Capitalism. Which loves only 1 thing: $$$. It's only purpose is to convert everything into $$$. Hence our current rape/pillage/strip for parts government.

So, of course, it LOVES AI. A post recently, an interview between Paul Krugman & historian Heather Cox Richardson, both mentioned how there had ever been another instance of corporations INSISTING that their employees adopt a new technology.

Doctorow also recently posted, comparing this situation to when the new tech was the web. Corporate IT totally fought having to support their users' desire to use the web. The users were crazy for the web.

Versus, with GenAI, creatives like it, everyone else hates it.


Chapter 2, "What Sorts of Bullshit Jobs Are There?"

Oh boy, a taxonomy! Graeber recounts lots of stories of jobs sent in to him in each of the 5 species:

I will call these: flunkies, goons, duct tapers, box tickers, and taskmasters.
  1. what flunkies do

    Flunky jobs are those that exist only or primarily to make someone else look or feel important.Another term for this category might be “feudal retainers.” Throughout recorded history, rich and powerful men and women have tended to surround themselves with servants, clients, sycophants, and minions of one sort or another.

    ...

    You cannot be magnificent without an entourage. And for the truly magnificent, the very uselessness of the uniformed retainers hovering around you is the greatest testimony to your greatness.

    ...

    Such roles tend to multiply in economies based on rent extraction and the subsequent redistribution of the loot.

    ...

    assigning people minor tasks as an excuse to have them hang around making you look impressive has a long and honorable history

    ...

  2. what goons do

    The use of this term is, of course, metaphorical: I’m not using it to mean actual gangsters or other forms of hired muscle. Rather, I’m referring to people whose jobs have an aggressive element, but, crucially, who exist only because other people employ them.

    The most obvious example of this are national armed forces. Countries need armies only because other countries have armies. If no one had an army, armies would not be needed. But the same can be said of most lobbyists, PR specialists, telemarketers, and corporate lawyers. Also, like literal goons, they have a largely negative impact on society.

    ...

  3. what duct tapers do

    Duct tapers are employees whose jobs exist only because of a glitch or fault in the organization; who are there to solve a problem that ought not to exist. I am adopting the term from the software industry, but I think it has more general applicability.

    ...

    The most obvious examples of duct tapers are underlings whose jobs are to undo the damage done by sloppy or incompetent superiors.

    ...

    There is, it seems, a whole genre of jobs that involve correcting the damage done by a superior who holds his position for reasons unrelated to ability to do the work.

    ...

  4. what box tickers do

    I am using the term “box tickers” to refer to employees who exist only or primarily to allow an organization to be able to claim it is doing something that, in fact, it is not doing.

    ...

    We’re all familiar with box ticking as a form of government. If a government’s employees are caught doing something very bad—taking bribes, for instance, or regularly shooting citizens at traffic stops—the first reaction is invariably to create a “fact-finding commission” to get to the bottom of things. This serves two functions. First of all, it’s a way of insisting that, aside from a small group of miscreants, no one had any idea that any of this was happening (this, of course, is rarely true); second of all, it’s a way of implying that once all the facts are in, someone will definitely do something about it. (This is usually not true, either.) A fact-finding commission is a way of telling the public that the government is doing something it is not.

    ...

    If the ongoing importance of a manager is measured by how many people he has working under him, the immediate material manifestation of that manager’s power and prestige is the visual quality of his presentations and reports.

    ...

  5. what taskmasters do

    Taskmasters fall into two subcategories. Type 1 contains those whose role consists entirely of assigning work to others. This job can be considered bullshit if the taskmaster herself believes that there is no need for her intervention, and that if she were not there, underlings would be perfectly capable of carrying on by themselves. Type 1 taskmasters can thus be considered the opposite of flunkies: unnecessary superiors rather than unnecessary subordinates.

    Whereas the first variety of taskmaster is merely useless, the second variety does actual harm. These are taskmasters whose primary role is to create bullshit tasks for others to do, to supervise bullshit, or even to create entirely new bullshit jobs. One might also refer to them as bullshit generators. Type 2 taskmasters may also have real duties in addition to their role as taskmaster, but if all or most of what they do is create bullshit tasks for others, then their own jobs can be classified as bullshit too.

Phew! That was a lot! But Graeber is not quite done with his taxonomy. The chapter now has a section "on complex multiform bullshit jobs".
it can also sometimes be clear that a job is bullshit but still be difficult to determine precisely which of the five categories it belongs to. Often it may seem to contain elements of several. A box ticker might also be a flunky, or might end up becoming a mere flunky if the organization’s internal rules change; a flunky might also be a part-time duct taper or become a full-time duct taper if a problem arises and, instead of fixing it, the boss decides it would be easier to just reassign one of his idle minions to deal with the effects.
2 last points in this chapter:
  1. Work performed in support of a bullshit job automatically becomes a 2nd order bullshit job. LOL, 37% of jobs are 1st order bullshit jobs, & 37% of the 63% of jobs that are not bullshit are 2nd order bullshit jobs.
    If you combine this with the bullshitization of useful occupations (at least 50 percent in office work; presumably less in other sorts), and the various professions that basically exist only because everyone is working too hard (dog washers, all-night pizza deliverymen, to name a few), we could probably get the real workweek down to fifteen hours—or even twelve—without anyone noticing much.
  2. I should add as a final note there was really only one class of people that not only denied their jobs were pointless but expressed outright hostility to the very idea that our economy is rife with bullshit jobs. These were—predictably enough—business owners, and anyone else in charge of hiring and firing.


    Chapter 3, "Why Do Those in Bullshit Jobs Regularly Report Themselves Unhappy? (On Spiritual Violence, Part 1)"

    Workplaces are fascist. They’re cults designed to eat your life; bosses hoard your minutes jealously like dragons hoard gold.
    —Nouri
    Graeber returns to a concept he developed in "Debt" - I don't remember him tying in "Debt" this much, but it makes perfect sense. Like the rest of the book, this chapter is highly anecdotal.

    I wrote about the phenomenon of “moral confusion.” I took as my example the fact that throughout human history, most people seem to have agreed both that paying back one’s debts was the essence of morality and that moneylenders were evil. While the rise of bullshit jobs is a comparatively recent phenomenon, I think it creates a similar moral embarrassment. On the one hand, everyone is encouraged to assume that human beings will always tend to seek their best advantage, that is, to find themselves a situation where they can get the most benefit for the least expenditure of time and effort, and for the most part, we do assume this—especially if we are talking about such matters in the abstract. (“We can’t just give poor people handouts! Then they won’t have any incentive to look for work!”) On the other hand, our own experience, and those of the people we are closest to, tends to contradict these assumptions at many points. People almost never act and react to situations in quite the way our theories of human nature would predict. The only reasonable conclusion is that, at least in certain key essentials, these theories about human nature are wrong.
    Section titles:

    • about one young man apparently handed a sinecure who nonetheless found himself unable to handle the situation
      Good word, sinecure. I think originally with liturgical origins?

    • concerning the experience of falseness and purposelessness at the core of bullshit jobs, and the importance now felt of conveying the experience of falseness and purposelessness to youth

    • why many of our fundamental assumptions on human motivation appear to be incorrect

      This section opens with a nice quote from Nikola Tesla, about a non-bullshit job:

      I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success . . . such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.
      Ha ha, our old friend, "homo economicus", as usual, gets kicked around a bit. Possibly the worst model of human behavior ever developed. But he is still at the bottom of most modern economic theory.
      Much of our public discourse about work starts from the assumption that the economists’ model is correct. People have to be compelled to work; if the poor are to be given relief so they don’t actually starve, it has to be delivered in the most humiliating and onerous ways possible, because otherwise they would become dependent and have no incentive to find proper jobs. The underlying assumption is that if humans are offered the option to be parasites, of course they’ll take it.

      In fact, almost every bit of available evidence indicates that this is not the case. Human beings certainly tend to rankle over what they consider excessive or degrading work; few may be inclined to work at the pace or intensity that “scientific managers” have, since the 1920s, decided they should; people also have a particular aversion to being humiliated. But leave them to their own devices, and they almost invariably rankle even more at the prospect of having nothing useful to do.

      There is endless empirical evidence to back this up.

      So what is missing in a meaningless job? Agency. Purpose. Sense of self-worth.
      As early as 1901, the German psychologist Karl Groos discovered that infants express extraordinary happiness when they first figure out they can cause predictable effects in the world, pretty much regardless of what that effect is or whether it could be construed as having any benefit to them.

      ...

      Children come to understand that they exist, that they are discrete entities separate from the world around them, largely by coming to understand that “they” are the thing which just caused something to happen—the proof of which is the fact that they can make it happen again. Crucially, too, this realization is, from the very beginning, marked with a species of delight that remains the fundamental background of all subsequent human experience. ...

      A human being unable to have a meaningful impact on the world ceases to exist.

    • a brief excursus on the history of make-work and particularly of the concept of buying other people’s time

      We encounter German philosopher Schiller.

      Freedom is our ability to make things up just for the sake of being able to do so.

      ...

      Being forced to pretend to work just for the sake of working is an indignity, since the demand is perceived—rightly—as the pure exercise of power for its own sake. If make-believe play is the purest expression of human freedom, make-believe work imposed by others is the purest expression of lack of freedom.

      There is an involved discussion of the concept of buying another person's time - a relatively new concept, apparently.
      Once time was money, it became possible to speak of “spending time,” rather than just “passing” it—also of wasting time, killing time, saving time, losing time, racing against time, and so forth. Puritan, Methodist, and evangelical preachers soon began instructing their flocks about the “husbandry of time,” proposing that the careful budgeting of time was the essence of morality. Factories began employing time clocks; workers came to be expected to punch the clock upon entering and leaving; charity schools designed to teach the poor discipline and punctuality gave way to public school systems where students of all social classes were made to get up and march from room to room each hour at the sound of a bell, an arrangement self-consciously designed to train children for future lives of paid factory labor.
      Hah! So the "school-to-prison" system was originally a "school-to-factory" system. Substituting "prison" (or in our current ICE era, "concencentration camp") for "factory" just lowered the wages substantially.
      Meanwhile, workers rebelling against oppressive conditions began adopting the same language. Many early factories didn’t allow workers to bring their own timepieces, since the owner regularly played fast and loose with the factory clock. Before long, however, workers were arguing with employers about hourly rates, demanding fixed-hour contracts, overtime, time and a half, the twelve-hour day, and then the eight-hour day. But the very act of demanding “free time,” however understandable under the circumstances, had the effect of subtly reinforcing the idea that when a worker was “on the clock,” his time truly did belong to the person who had bought it—a concept that would have seemed perverse and outrageous to their great-grandparents, as, indeed, to most people who have ever lived.
      Lots of examples of "busy work". I'm paying for your time, you have to be doing something to benefit me at all times.

      [I may get into this in more detail later, but, this really doesn't fit with my recollection of my work history. When I was a welder, then a ship-fitter at JeffBoat, if it rained, we sat in the break room/cafeteria & played cards (euchre) - there was no question of busy work. When I delivered plane tickets, when we were waiting for tickets, there was no question of busy work - we played cards (cribbage) in the break room. But, this was in 1969-1972, pre-Reagan. Reagan was when everything started getting worse for everyone but billionaires.]

    Here's the conclusion of this chapter:
    But ultimately, the need to play a game of make-believe not of one’s own making, a game that exists only as a form of power imposed on you, is inherently demoralizing.

    So the situation was not, in the final analysis, all that fundamentally different from when me and my fellow dishwashers had to pretend to clean the baseboards. It is like taking the very worst aspect of most wage-labor jobs and substituting it for the occupation that was otherwise supposed to give meaning to your existence. It’s no wonder the soul cries out. It is a direct assault on everything that makes us human.


    Chapter 4, "What Is It Like to Have a Bullshit Job? (On Spiritual Violence, Part 2)"

    The 1st section in this chapter is "why having a bullshit job is not always necessarily that bad".

    The YouGov poll found that while 37 percent of all British workers felt their work served no purpose, only 33 percent of workers found it unfulfilling.
    ??? I think this probably the default case. People don't like to be miserable.

    The 2nd section is "on the misery of ambiguity and forced pretense".

    LOL, here's a good dodge!

    I also always made sure to have at least two projects run by different bosses, so that I could tell both of them that I was spending a lot of time on the other project.
    The 3rd section is "on the misery of not being a cause".

    As noted in chapter 3, much of our sense of being a self, a being discrete from its surrounding environment, comes from the joyful realization that we can have predictable effects on the environment. This is true for infants and remains true throughout life.
    I haven't shared too many of the stories that Graeber recounts, but I like a phrase at the end of this 1. This is from a temp employee whose task was to check scanned data for company loyalty cards for errors. Company policy required the data to be checked 3 times?!?!?

    Nigel: It is hard to explain what this level of entranced boredom was like. I found myself conversing with God, pleading for the next record to contain an error, or the next one, or the next. But the time seemed to pass quickly, like some kind of near-death experience.

    There was something about the sheer purity of the social uselessness of this job, combined with the crippling austerity of the process, that united the Data Perfecters. We all knew that this was bullshit. I really think that if we had been processing applications for something that had a more obvious social value—organ transplant registration, say, or tickets to [the] Glastonbury [rock festival]—then it would have felt different. I don’t mean that the process would have been any less tedious—an application form is an application form—but the knowledge that no one cared about this work, that there was really nothing of any value riding on how we did the job, made it feel like some sort of personal test of stamina, like Olympic endurance boredome for its own sake.

    The 4th section is, "on the misery of not feeling entitled to one’s misery".

    Ugh.

    I am suggesting, then, that the very meaninglessness of bullshit employment tends to exacerbate the sadomasochistic dynamic already potentially present in any top-down hierarchical relationship.

    ...

    Just as a prisoner in solitary confinement inevitably begins to experience brain damage, the worker deprived of any sense of purpose often experiences mental and physical atrophy.

    The 5th section is, "on the misery of knowing that one is doing harm".

    The stories in this section are heart-breaking. Having a job that requires you to have poor, damaged people jump through hoops to qualify themselves for government help. "Soul destroying".

    In all this, we are moving into somewhat different territory. Much of what happens in such offices is simply pointless, but there is an added dimension of guilt and terror when it comes to knowing you are involved in actively hurting others. Guilt, for obvious reasons. Terror, because in such environments, dark rumors will always tend to circulate about what is likely to happen to whistle-blowers. But on a day-to-day basis, all this simply deepens the texture and quality of the misery attendant on such jobs.
    The chapter ends with a coda, "coda: on the effects of bullshit jobs on human creativity, and on why attempts to assert oneself creatively or politically against pointless employment might be considered a form of spiritual warfare".
    Let me conclude by returning to the theme of spiritual violence.

    It’s hard to imagine anything more soul destroying than ... being forced to commit acts of arbitrary bureaucratic cruelty against one’s will. To become the face of the machine that one despises. To become a monster. It has not escaped my notice, for example, that the most frightening monsters in popular fiction do not simply threaten to rend or torture or kill you but to turn you into a monster yourself: think here of vampires, zombies, werewolves. They terrify because they menace not just your body but also your soul.

    ...

    Useless or insidious jobs that involve pretenses to public service are perhaps the worst,

    The chapter concludes:
    Sadomasochistic power dynamics frequently emerge. (In fact, I would argue they will almost invariably emerge within top-down situations devoid of purpose unless explicit efforts are made to ensure that they do not—and sometimes even despite such efforts.) It is not for nothing that I’ve referred to the results as spiritual violence. This violence has affected our culture. Our sensibilities. Above all, it has affected our youth. Young people in Europe and North America in particular, but increasingly throughout the world, are being psychologically prepared for useless jobs, trained in how to pretend to work, and then by various means shepherded into jobs that almost nobody really believes serve any meaningful purpose.

    How this has come to happen, and how the current situation has become normalized or even encouraged, is a topic we will explore in chapter 5. It needs to be addressed, because this is a genuine scar across our collective soul.


    Chapter 5, "Why Are Bullshit Jobs Proliferating?"

    Here's the 1st [long] paragraph of this chapter:

    If the preceding chapters merely described forms of pointless employment that have always been with us in one way or another—or even that have always been with us since the dawn of capitalism—then matters would be distressing enough. But the situation is more dire still. There is every reason to believe that the overall number of bullshit jobs, and, even more, the overall percentage of jobs considered bullshit by those who hold them, has been increasing rapidly in recent years—alongside the ever-increasing bullshitization of useful forms of employment. In other words, this is not just a book about a hitherto neglected aspect of the world of work. It’s a book about a real social problem. Economies around the world have, increasingly, become vast engines for producing nonsense.
    Continuing ...
    So part of the reason no one has noticed is that people simply refused to believe that capitalism could produce such results
    Wow, these graphs are really interesting. From a 3 sector to a 4 sector economy. The added sector: information.

    Almost everyone assumed that the rise of such jobs had something to do with the rise of finance capital—even if there was no consensus as to how. It just seemed to make sense that, just as Wall Street profits were derived less and less from firms involved in commerce or manufacturing, and more and more from debt, speculation, and the creation of complex financial instruments, so did an ever-increasing proportion of workers come to make their living from manipulating similar abstractions.

    These days, it’s hard to recall the almost mystical aura with which the financial sector had surrounded itself in the years leading up to 2008. Financiers had managed to convince the public—and not just the public, but social theorists, too (I well remember this)—that with instruments such as collateralized debt obligations and high-speed trading algorithms so complex they could be understood only by astrophysicists, they had, like modern alchemists, learned ways to whisk value out of nothing by means that others dared not even try to understand. Then, of course, came the crash, and it turned out that most of the instruments were scams. Many weren’t even particularly sophisticated scams.

    So, muppet news flash - proliferation of bullshit jobs correlated with caused by the financialization occurring in our Late Stage Capitalism system? Hold that thought ...

    Yes! That appears to be what Graeber was thinking.

    All I am really arguing in this book is that just as much of what the financial sector does is basically smoke and mirrors, so are most of the information-sector jobs that accompanied its rise as well.

    But here we return to the question already raised in the last chapter: If these are scams, who, exactly, is scamming whom?

    OMG, it just seems that anymore, here in 2026, EVERYTHING IS A SCAM. Nobody's trying to just do business. Everybody is trying to trick you into bullshit fees, unnecessary subscriptions, etc. & I'm going to say, if I'm an employee trying to help my corporate employer grift the rubes, than that is a bullshit job.

    The 1st section is: a brief excursus on causality and the nature of sociological explanation.

    In the case of bullshit jobs, this means we can ask three questions:

    1. On the individual level, why do people agree to do and put up with their own bullshit jobs?
    2. On social and economic levels, what are the larger forces that have led to the proliferation of bullshit jobs?
    3. On the cultural and political levels, why is the bullshitization of the economy not seen as a social problem, and why has no one done anything about it?

    Much of the confusion that surrounds debate about social issues in general can be traced back to the fact that people will regularly take these different explanations as alternatives rather than seeing them as factors that all operate at the same time.
    2nd section: sundry notes on the role of government in creating and maintaining bullshit jobs

    OMG, I was such an Obama fanboy, & I still think that he is the greatest orator of my lifetime. But, how badly did he misuse his superpower? Still, he did 8 years as the 1st black president with grace & the inspiration of hope. On the other hand ...

    Does this mean that members of the political class might actually collude in the maintenance of useless employment? If that seems a daring claim, even conspiracy talk, consider the following quote, from an interview with then US president Barack Obama about some of the reasons why he bucked the preferences of the electorate and insisted on maintaining a private, for-profit health insurance system in America:
    “I don’t think in ideological terms. I never have,” Obama said, continuing on the health care theme. “Everybody who supports single-payer health care says, ‘Look at all this money we would be saving from insurance and paperwork.’ That represents one million, two million, three million jobs [filled by] people who are working at Blue Cross Blue Shield or Kaiser or other places. What are we doing with them? Where are we employing them?”
    I would encourage the reader to reflect on this passage because it might be considered a smoking gun.

    ...

    So here is the most powerful man in the world at the time publicly reflecting on his signature legislative achievement—and he is insisting that a major factor in the form that legislature took is the preservation of bullshit jobs.

    3rd section: concerning some false explanations for the rise of bullshit jobs

    4th section: why the financial industry might be considered a paradigm for bullshit job creation

    LOL, it's funny how much of this goes back to the 19th century or earlier.

    As long ago as 1852, Charles Dickens, in Bleak House, was already making fun of the legal profession with the case of Jarndyce and Jarndyce—in which two teams of barristers keep the battle over a huge estate alive for more than a lifetime, until they’ve devoured the whole thing, whereupon they simply declare the matter moot and move on. The moral of the story is that when a profit-seeking enterprise is in the business of distributing a very large sum of money, the most profitable thing for it to do is to be as inefficient as possible.
    This is followed by example after example of ... financial fraud?

    5th section: on some ways in which the current form of managerial feudalism resembles classical feudalism, and other ways in which it does not

    Hah, I just today read an article, about how a CEO laying off people to replace them with GenAI completely misunderstood the financial author he quoted as being his inspiration. This reminds me of that.

    “Efficiency” has come to mean vesting more and more power to managers, supervisors, and other presumed “efficiency experts,” so that actual producers have almost zero autonomy.

    ...

    Generally speaking, extra managers are hired with the ostensible purpose of improving efficiency. But in this case, there was little to be improved; the workers themselves had boosted efficiency about as much as it was possible to do. But the managers were hired anyway. What this suggests is that what we are really dealing with here has nothing to do with efficiency but everything to do with changing understandings of the moral responsibilities of corporations. From roughly 1945 to 1975, there was what is sometimes referred to as a “Keynesian bargain” between workers, employers, and government—and part of the tacit understanding was that increases in worker productivity would indeed be matched by increases in worker compensation. A glance at the diagram on the next page confirms that this was exactly what happened. In the 1970s, the two began to part ways, with compensation remaining largely flat, and productivity taking off like a rocket.

    Where did the profits from this increased productivity go? Well, much of it, as we are often reminded, ended up swelling the fortunes of the wealthiest 1 percent: investors, executives, and the upper echelons of the professional-managerial classes. ... Another considerable chunk of the benefits of increased productivity went to creating entirely new and basically pointless professional-managerial positions, usually—as we’ve seen in the case of universities—accompanied by small armies of equally pointless administrative staff. As we have seen so often, first the staff is allocated and then someone has to figure out what, if anything, they will actually do.

    In other words, the feudal analogy is not even really an analogy. Managerialism has become the pretext for creating a new covert form of feudalism, where wealth and position are allocated not on economic but political grounds—or rather, where every day it’s more difficult to tell the difference between what can be considered “economic” and what is “political.”

    6th section: how managerial feudalism manifests itself in the creative industries through an endless multiplication of intermediary executive ranks

    LOL, feudalism, FTL! In academia:

    Every dean needs his vice-dean and sub-dean, and each of them needs a management team, secretaries, admin staff; all of them only there to make it harder for us to teach, to research, to carry out the most basic functions of our jobs.
    In Hollywood:
    Where once the Hollywood studio system relied on a relatively simple relation between producers, directors, and writers, recent decades have witnessed an apparently endless process of managerial sub-infeudation, resulting in a daunting array of producers, subproducers, executive producers, consultants, and the like, all in constant search for something, anything, to actually do.
    A while ago, I did a spreadsheet for the most recent John Legend album: songwriters/song: 2-11, average 5.625 ; producers/song: 1-5, average 3.08.

    Final section: conclusion, with a brief return to the question of three levels of causation

    So the phenomenon of Bullshit Jobs is being laid at the feet of financialization:

    It was only in the 1970s that the financial sector and the executive classes—that is, the upper echelons of the various corporate bureaucracies—effectively fused. CEOs began paying themselves in stock options, moving back and forth between utterly unrelated companies, priding themselves on the number of employees they could lay off. This set off a vicious cycle whereby workers, who no longer felt any loyalty to corporations that felt none toward them, had to be increasingly monitored, managed, and surveilled.

    ...

    There seems to be an intrinsic connection between the financialization of the economy, the blossoming of information industries, and the proliferation of bullshit jobs.

    ...

    If the existence of bullshit jobs seems to defy the logic of capitalism, one possible reason for their proliferation might be that the existing system isn’t capitalism—or at least, isn’t any sort of capitalism that would be recognizable from the works of Adam Smith, Karl Marx, or, for that matter, Ludwig von Mises or Milton Friedman. It is increasingly a system of rent extraction where the internal logic—the system’s “laws of motion,” as the Marxists like to say—are profoundly different from capitalism, since economic and political imperatives have come to largely merge. In many ways, it resembles classic medieval feudalism, displaying the same tendency to create endless hierarchies of lords, vassals, and retainers. In other ways—notably in its managerialist ethos—it is profoundly different. And the whole apparatus, rather than replacing old-fashioned industrial capitalism, is instead superimposed on top of it, blending together in a thousand points in a thousand different ways. Hardly surprising, then, that the situation seems so confusing that even those directly in the middle don’t really know quite what to make of it.


    Chapter 6, "Why Do We as a Society Not Object to the Growth of Pointless Employment?"

    How vain the opinion is of some certain people of the East Indies, who think that apes and baboons, which are with them in great numbers, are imbued with understanding, and that they can speak but will not, for fear they should be imployed and set to work.
    —Antoine Le Grand, c. 1675
    So nobody in MSM or the world in general is calling "bullshit" on bullshit jobs. In fact it's often the opposite: why is this generation such a bunch of slackers? Where is their work ethic?
    These calls always seem to involve everyone working more—despite the fact that, as noted, in ecological terms, a mass reduction of working hours is probably the quickest and easiest thing that could be done to save the planet.
    1st section: on the impossibility of developing an absolute measure of value

    Economists measure value in terms of what they call “utility”: the degree to which a good or service is useful in satisfying a want or need, and many apply something like this to their own jobs. Do I provide something useful to the public?

    ...

    To a large degree, needs are just other people’s expectations.

    ...

    saying all value comes from work is obviously not the same thing as saying that all work produces value.

    Section 2: how most people in contemporary society do accept the notion of a social value that can be distinguished from economic value, even if it is very difficult to pin down what it is

    Ah, it takes a while, but finally we get down to it: $$$.

    What money brings into the picture is the ability to make precise quantitative comparisons.
    Section 3: concerning the inverse relationship between the social value of work and the amount of money one is likely to be paid for it
    there are certainly office buildings in the world—I’m sure anyone reading this book can think, just off the top of her head, of several—that, were they to simply vanish, would leave the world much better off.

    Yet in many of these are precisely the people who get paid the very highest salaries.

    ...

    Very few economists have actually attempted to measure the overall social value of different professions; most would probably take the very idea as something of a fool’s errand; but those who have tried tend to confirm that there is indeed an inverse relation between usefulness and pay.

    From a 2017 economics paper:
    the most socially valuable workers whose contributions could be calculated are medical researchers, who add $9 of overall value to society for every $1 they are paid. The least valuable were those who worked in the financial sector, who, on average, subtract a net $1.80 in value from society for every $1 of compensation.

    ...

    Here was their overall breakdown:

    • researchers  9
    • schoolteachers  1
    • engineers  .2
    • consultants and IT professionals 0
    • lawyers –.2
    • advertisers and marketing professionals –.3
    • managers –.8
    • financial sector -1.5
    A British study shows the same results, but, with the volume turned up to 11. Low paid, blue color workers add social value; finance, advertising, accountants have negative social value. & the latter group are paid at prolly up to 10x the rate of the former group.

    We really, really saw which jobs mattered during COVID. I reviewed a book that does a good job of discussing these issues: "Foundational Economy", 2020.

    So why are the people who do nothing for the overall social good - actually they add to the social bad - paid so much more than the unglamorous professions that actually benefit us all? This is The Question.

    Whatever the reasons—and myself, I believe that class power and class loyalty have a great deal to do with it—what is perhaps most disturbing about the situation is the fact that so many people not only acknowledge the inverse relation but also feel this is how things ought to be. That virtue, as the ancient Stoics used to argue, should be its own reward.
    Man, does that suck or what? Having a daughter & son-in-law who are teachers, I see how this goes. They care so much & work so hard & have advanced degrees & are paid completely mediocre salaries.

    I think tho, looking at The Question through the lens of 2026, when the oligarchs have taken the gloves off, that the answer to The Question is the same as the answer to almost every question nowadays:

    BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THE ULTRA-RICH FOLKS WANT IT.
    Graeber reproduces a 6 step argument from "moral philosopher G. A. Cohen [1941-2009] [who] argued that a case could be made for equality of income for all members of society".
    The logic is impeccable.
    Well, OK, I guess. Ahh, we saw Cohen before, in "Calling Bullshit". Note, he is totally a commie, so, a fellow traveler.

    So where does this end up?

    an emerging “voluntariat,” with capitalist firms increasingly harvesting the results not of paid labor but of unpaid interns, internet enthusiasts, activists, volunteers, and hobbyists, and “digitally sharecropping” the results of popular enthusiasm and creativity to privatize and market the results.
    Next up, ugh, time for some "religion ruins everything".

    Section 3: on the theological roots of our attitudes toward labor

    Summarizing, there is not a single religion that does not see work as punishment for human's having offended the gods in varying ways.

    We are, as the existentialists liked to put it, condemned to be free, forced to wield the divine power of creation against our will, since most of us would really rather be naming the animals in Eden, dining on nectar and ambrosia at feasts on Mount Olympus
    The Judaic Old Testament is particularly odious. "By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food", & for women, “I will make your pains in childbearing very severe; with painful labor you will give birth to children”. Just a reminder, Jehovah is possibly the most evil character in all of fiction.

    Section 4: on the origins of the northern european notion of paid labor as necessary to the full formation of an adult human being

    Section 5: how, with the advent of capitalism, work came to be seen in many quarters either as a means of social reform or ultimately as a virtue in its own right, and how laborers countered by embracing the labor theory of value

    By “capitalism,” here I am referring not to markets—these had long existed—but to the gradual transformation of relations of service into permanent relations of wage labor: that is, a relation between some people who owned capital, and others who did not and thus were obliged to work for them. What this meant in human terms was, first of all, that millions of young people found themselves trapped in permanent social adolescence. As the guild structures broke down, apprentices could become journeymen, but journeymen could no longer become masters, which meant that, in traditional terms, they would not be a position to marry and start families of their own. They were expected to live their entire lives effectively as unfinished human beings. Inevitably, many began to rebel, give up on the interminable waiting, and began marrying early, abandoning their masters to set up cottages and families of their own—which, in turn, set off a wave of moral panic among the emerging employing class very reminiscent of later moral panics about teenage pregnancy.

    ...

    It was at this moment that one can speak of the birth of the proletariat as a class—a term derived appropriately enough from a Latin word for “those who produce offspring,” since in Rome, the poorest citizens who did not have enough wealth to tax were useful to the government only by producing sons who could be drafted into the army.

    Apparently, this stuff is happening around the 16th century. We run into Thomas Carlyle, [1795-1881], "an enormously popular essayist, who, concerned with the decline of morality in the new Age of Mammon, proposed what he called a Gospel of Work".

    Of course, a Gospel of Work.

    The man is now a man. The blessed glow of Labour in him, is it not purifying fire, wherein all poison is burnt up?
    So this is the poshes, telling the working man how lucky he is to be able to sanctify himself via the glory of work. &, the work is so glorious, he should actually be happy to do it for free! Why would he dicker about his actual wage. On the other hand ...
    By the 1830s, ... It is important to emphasize just how universally accepted the labor theory of value became in the Revolution, many turned the same language against would-be capitalists. “The solid rock on which their idea of the good society rested,” as one historian put it, “was that labor created all wealth.” The word “capitalist” at that time was largely a term of abuse. When US President Abraham Lincoln delivered his first annual message to Congress in 1861, for instance, he included the following lines, which, radical though they seem to a contemporary ear, where really just a reflection of the common sense of the time: “Labor is prior to and independent of capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration.”
    Wow, who knew Abe was a fellow traveler?

    Section 6: concerning the key flaw in the labor theory of value as it became popular in the nineteenth century, and how the owners of capital exploited that flaw

    I turned to America for a reason. The United States plays a key role in our story. Nowhere was the principle that all wealth derives from labor more universally accepted as ordinary common sense, yet nowhere, too, was the counterattack against this common sense so calculated, so sustained, and so ultimately effective. By the early decades of the twentieth century, when the first cowboy movies were being made, this work was largely complete, and the idea that ranch hands had once been avid readers of Marx would have seemed as ridiculous as it would to most Americans today. Even more important, this counteroffensive laid the groundwork for the apparently bizarre attitudes toward work, largely emanating from North America, that we can still observe spreading across the world, with pernicious results.
    Wow. The Robber Barons v1.0 were impressive. But they would be quivering jelly faced with our current Robber Barons v4.0.
    In the immediate wake of the Civil War all this began to change with the first stirrings of large-scale bureaucratic, corporate capitalism. The “Robber Barons,” as the new tycoons came to be called, were at first met (as the name given them implies) with extraordinary hostility. But by the 1890s they embarked on an intellectual counteroffensive, proposing what Doukas and Durrenberger call, after an essay by Andrew Carnegie, a “Gospel of Wealth”
    Meanwhile, the memes that really keeps industries thriving, "process knowledge", which Doctorow has been espousing lately, started to come under attack:
    The promulgation of consumerism also coincided with the beginnings of the managerial revolution, which was, especially at first, largely an attack on popular knowledge. Where once hoopers and wainwrights and seamstresses saw themselves as heirs to a proud tradition, each with its secret knowledge, the new bureaucratically organized corporations and their “scientific management” sought as far as possible to literally turn workers into extensions of the machinery, their every move predetermined by someone else.
    "Turn workers into extensions of the machinery". Nothing changes. Cory Doctorow would call this a "reverse centaur" - his book "The Reverse Centaur's Guide to Life After AI" comes out in late June, 2026.

    Ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh.

    But even when it comes to factory labor, there is something of a darker story. The initial instinct of most early factory owners was not to employ men in the mills at all, but women and children: the latter were, after all, considered more tractable, and women especially, more inured to monotonous, repetitive work. The results were often brutal and horrific. The situation also left traditional male craftsmen in a particularly distressing situation; not only were they thrown out of work by the new factories, their wives and children, who used to work under their direction, were now the breadwinners.
    Capitalism is always trying to get rid of workers. Graeber discusses at length a campaign to completely automate & get rid of London subway workers. He published a sarcastic guide to new subway users:
    Please ensure you are thoroughly familiar with London Underground’s 11 lines and 270 stations before traveling . . . Please ensure that there are no delays in your journey, or any accidents, emergencies, incidents, or evacuations. Please do not be disabled. Or poor. Or new to London. Please avoid being too young or too old. Please do not be harassed or assaulted while traveling. Please do not lose your property or your children. Please do not require assistance in any way.
    I play the song, "Salt of the Earth", by the Rolling Stones. A surprisingly fun song to play. Man, there should be a "Salt of the Earth" premium paid.

    This next is just so sad ...

    That, in turn, is one reason, I believe, why psychological studies regularly find that people of working-class background are more accurate at reading other people’s feelings, and more empathetic and caring, than those of middle-class, let alone wealthy, backgrounds. To some degree, the skill at reading others’ emotions is just an effect of what working-class work actually consists of: rich people don’t have to learn how to do interpretive labor nearly as well because they can hire other people to do it for them. Those hirelings, on the other hand, who have to develop a habit of understanding other’s points of view, will also tend to care about them.
    Oof. Time got a reality check ...
    In fact, there was never a time most workers worked in factories. Even in the days of Karl Marx, or Charles Dickens, working-class neighborhoods housed far more maids, bootblacks, dustmen, cooks, nurses, cabbies, schoolteachers, prostitutes, caretakers, and costermongers than employees in coal mines, textile mills, or iron foundries. Are these former jobs “productive”? In what sense and for whom? Who “produces” a soufflé? It’s because of these ambiguities that such issues are typically brushed aside when people are arguing about value; but doing so blinds us to the reality that most working-class labor, whether carried out by men or women, actually more resembles what we archetypically think of as women’s work, looking after people, seeing to their wants and needs, explaining, reassuring, anticipating what the boss wants or is thinking, not to mention caring for, monitoring, and maintaining plants, animals, machines, and other objects, than it involves hammering, carving, hoisting, or harvesting things.
    Section 7, the last: how, over the course of the twentieth century, work came to be increasingly valued primarily as a form of discipline and self-sacrifice

    We keep inventing jobs because of this false idea that everyone has to be employed at some sort of drudgery because, according to Malthusian Darwinian theory, he must justify his right to exist.
    —Buckminster Fuller
    Ugh. I so detest the "Gospel of Wealth". At some level I appreciate the teachings of Black Commie Hippie Jebus. The "Gospel of Wealth" would make the real Jebus hurl ...
    However this may be, the “Gospel of Wealth” counteroffensive has been successful, and the captains of industry, first in America, then increasingly everywhere, have been able to convince the public that they, and not those they employ, are the real creators of prosperity. Their very success, however, created an inevitable problem. How are workers supposed to find meaning and purpose in jobs where they are effectively being turned into robots? Where they are actually being told they are little better than robots, even as at the same time they are increasingly expected to organize their lives around their work?

    The obvious answer is to fall back on the old idea that work forms character; and this is precisely what seems to have happened. One could call it a revival of Puritanism, but as we’ve seen this idea goes much further back: to a fusion of the Christian doctrine of the curse of Adam with the Northern European notion that paid labor under a master’s discipline is the only way to become a genuine adult. This history made it very easy to encourage workers to see their work not so much as wealth-creation, or helping others, or at least not primarily so, but as self-abnegation, a kind of secular hair-shirt, a sacrifice of joy and pleasure that allows us to become an adult worthy of our consumerist toys.

    ...

    The fact that it does remains something of a stubborn paradox because the “Gospel of Wealth” and subsequent rise of consumerism was supposed to have changed all that. No longer were we to think of ourselves as expressing our being through what we produced, but rather, through what we consumed: what sorts of clothes we wear, music we listen to, sports teams we follow. Especially since the seventies, everyone has been expected to sort themselves out into tribal subcultures as sci-fi geeks, dog lovers, paintball enthusiasts, stoners, or supporters of the Chicago Bulls or Manchester United but definitely not as longshoremen or Catastrophe Risk Analysts.

    LOL! Is this next really true? It has never been true for me. I'll put off a discussion of that until My Conclusion.
    There have been an enormous number of surveys, studies, inquests, and ethnographies of work over the course of the twentieth century. Work about work has become a kind of minor industry in its own right. The conclusions reached by this body of research—and what follows appears to hold true, with only minor variations, for both blue- and white-collar workers virtually anywhere in the world—might be summarized as follows:

    1. Most people’s sense of dignity and self-worth is caught up in working for a living.
    2. Most people hate their jobs.

    We might refer to this as “the paradox of modern work.”

    This next quote references Al Gini. I presumed this was the guy who invented the Gini Index, the most widely used measure of economic inequality in a country.

    Nope. The Gini Index was developed by Corrado Gini [1884-1965], an Italian fascist & eugenicist! Barf!

    After many years of research on the topic, Gini finally came to the conclusion that work was coming to be considered less and less a means to an end—that is, a way of obtaining resources and experiences that make it possible to pursue projects (as I’ve put it, values other than the economic: family, politics, community, culture, religion)—and more and more as an end in itself. Yet at the same time it was an end in itself that most people found harmful, degrading, and oppressive.

    How to reconcile these two observations? One way might be to return to the arguments I made in chapter 3 and to acknowledge that human beings essentially are a set of purposes, so that without any sense of purpose, we would barely be said to exist at all. ... We have returned to Carlyle: work should be painful, the misery of the job is itself what “forms character.”

    Workers, in other words, gain feelings of dignity and self-worth because they hate their jobs.

    LOL, I got to just quit saying "Ugh". But, ugh. Jebus Cripes, all workers are supposed to be Jebus on the cross, suffering??? Fuck that!
    Perhaps we should leave the last word to Carlyle, who includes in his celebration of work one chapter that consists entirely of a peculiar diatribe against happiness. Here he was responding to the utilitarian doctrines of men like Jeremy Bentham [1747-1832], who had proposed that human pleasure could be precisely quantified, and therefore all morality reduced to calculating what would provide “the greatest happiness for the greatest number.” Happiness, Carlyle objected, is an ignoble concept. “The only happiness a brave man ever troubled himself with asking much about was, happiness enough to get his work done. It is, after all, the one unhappiness of a man that he cannot work, that he cannot get his pursuit of wealth, power, comforts, and pleasure, has always and must always be complemented by a doctrine of work as self-sacrifice, as valuable precisely because it is the place of misery, sadism, emptiness, and despair. As Carlyle put it:
    “All work, even cotton-spinning, is noble; work is alone noble, be that here said and asserted once more. And in like manner too, all dignity is painful. A life of ease is not for any man . . . Our highest religion is named the Worship of Sorrow. For the son of man there is no noble crown, well worn or even ill worn, but there is a crown of thorns!”
    Seriously??? I think I'll vote for "the greatest happiness for the greatest number" rather than "a crown of thorns".


    Chapter 7, "What Are the Political Effects of Bullshit Jobs, and Is There Anything That Can Be Done About This Situation?"

    I believe that this instinct to perpetuate useless work is, at bottom, simply fear of the mob. The mob (the thought runs) are such low animals that they would be dangerous if they had leisure; it is safer to keep them too busy to think.
    —George Orwell, Down and Out in Paris and London

    ...

    I would like to end this book with a few thoughts about the political implications of the current work situation, and one suggestion about a possible way out.

    Phew! Final chapter! Whipping & driving down the stretch! Including ever more & larger excerpts!

    What I have described over the last two chapters are the economic forces driving the proliferation of bullshit jobs—what I’ve called managerial feudalism—and the cosmology, the overall way of imagining the place of human beings in the universe, that allows us to put up with this arrangement. The more the economy becomes a matter of the mere distribution of loot, the more inefficiency and unnecessary chains of command actually make sense, since these are the forms of organization best suited to soaking up as much of that loot as possible. The less the value of work is seen to lie either in what it produces, or the benefits it provides to others, the more work comes to be seen as valuable primarily as a form of self-sacrifice, which means that anything that makes that work less onerous or more enjoyable, even the gratification of knowing that one’s work benefits others, is actually seen to lower its value—and as a result, to justify lower levels of pay.

    All this is genuinely perverse.

    ...

    Instead, it is because we have invented a bizarre sadomasochistic dialectic whereby we feel that pain in the workplace is the only possible justification for our furtive consumer pleasures, and, at the same time, the fact that our jobs thus come to eat up more and more of our waking existence means that we do not have the luxury of ... “a life,” and that, in turn, means that furtive consumer pleasures are the only ones we have time to afford.

    Section 1: on how the political culture under managerial feudalism comes to be maintained by a balance of resentments

    People in consumer societies, even those in bullshit jobs, do eke out some kind of a life—though one might ask how viable such forms of life really are in the long term, considering that the stratum of the population most likely to be trapped in pointless employment would also appear to be the most likely to have lives marked by episodes of clinical depression or other forms of mental illness, not to mention, to fail to reproduce.
    Oof. It is at times so hard to encounter new concepts. Current case in point: moral envy.
    It’s not nearly so clear why those middle managers should resent the factory workers. But often middle managers, and even more, those managers’ administrative assistants, clearly do resent factory workers, for the simple reason that the latter have legitimate reason to take pride in their work. A key part of the justification of underpaying such workers is simple envy.

    Moral envy is an undertheorized phenomenon.

    Several examples of people in bullshit jobs resenting people in non-bullshit jobs - people actually making something, or helping someone. Culminating with:
    It’s quite the same with the otherwise inexplicable drum-beat of animosity directed, in the United States, against primary and secondary school teachers.

    ...

    Again, I think this can only be put down to moral envy. Teachers are seen as people who have ostentatiously put themselves forward as self-sacrificing and public-spirited, as wanting to be the sort of person who gets a call twenty years later saying “Thank you, thank you for all you did for me.” For people like that to form unions, threaten strikes, and demand better working conditions is considered almost hypocritical.

    In contrast to teachers, who are the public servants who can never, never, under any circumstances, be criticized? Why, the military, of course.

    There is one major exception to the rule that anyone pursuing a useful or high-minded line of work, but who also expects comfortable levels of pay and benefits, is a legitimate target of resentment. The rule does not apply to soldiers, or anyone else who works directly for the military. To the contrary, soldiers must never be resented. They are above critique.

    I’ve written about this curious exception before, but it might be helpful to recall the argument very briefly, because I think it’s impossible to really understand right-wing populism without it. ... For right-wing populists, in particular, military personnel are the ultimate good guys. One must “support the troops”; this is an absolute injunction; anyone who would compromise on it in any way is a traitor pure and simple. The ultimate bad guys in contrast are the intelligentsia. Most working-class conservatives, for instance, don’t have much use for corporate executives, but they usually don’t feel especially passionate about their dislike for them. Their true hatred is directed at the “liberal elite” (this divides into various branches: the “Hollywood elite,” the “journalistic elite,” “university elite,” “fancy lawyers,” or “the medical establishment”)—that is, the sort of people who live in big coastal cities, watch public television or public radio, or even more, who might be involved in producing or appearing in same. It seems to me there are two perceptions that lie behind this resentment: (1) the perception that members of this elite see ordinary working people as a bunch of knuckle-dragging cavemen, and (2) the perception that these elites constitute an increasingly closed caste; one which the children of the working class would actually have far more difficulty breaking into than the class of actual capitalists.

    It also seems to me that both these perceptions are largely accurate. The first is pretty much self-evidently true if reactions to the 2016 election of Donald Trump are anything to go by. The white working class in particular is the one identity group in America toward which statements that might otherwise be immediately denounced as bigoted (for instance, that a certain class of people are ugly, violent, or stupid) are accepted without remark in polite society. The second is also true if you really think about it. We might again look to Hollywood for an illustration. Back in the thirties and forties, even the name “Hollywood” would tend to evoke images of magical social advance: Hollywood was a place where a simple farm girl could go to the big city, be discovered, find herself a star. For present purposes, it doesn’t really matter how often this actually happened (it clearly did now and then); the point is at the time, Americans did not see the fable as inherently implausible. Look at a list of the lead actors of a major motion picture nowadays and you are likely to find barely a single one that can’t boast at least two generations of Hollywood actors, writers, producers, and directors in their family tree. The film industry has come to be dominated by an in-marrying caste. Is it surprising, then, that Hollywood celebrities’ pretensions to egalitarian politics tend to ring a bit hollow in the ears of most working-class Americans? Neither is Hollywood in any way an exception in this regard. If anything it’s emblematic of what has happened to all the liberal professions (if, perhaps, a trifle more advanced).

    Conservative voters, I would suggest, tend to resent intellectuals more than they resent rich people, because they can imagine a scenario in which they or their children might become rich, but cannot possibly imagine one in which they could ever become a member of the cultural elite. If you think about it that’s not an unreasonable assessment. A truck driver’s daughter from Nebraska might not have very much chance of becoming a millionaire—America now has the lowest social mobility in the developed world—but it could happen. There’s virtually no way that same daughter will ever become an international human rights lawyer, or drama critic for the New York Times.

    Wow. True dis. I find myself totally annoyed at all the Disney child performers who grow up to be the next generation of musical acts to be forced down the public's throat.

    Back to the truck driver's daughter:

    In the United States, of course, all this is very much complicated by the country’s legacy of slavery and inveterate racism. It’s largely the white working class that expresses class resentment by focusing on intellectuals; African Americans, migrants, and the children of migrants tend to reject anti-intellectual politics, and still see the educational system as the most likely means of social advancement for their children. This makes it easier for poor whites to see them as unfairly in alliance with rich white liberals.

    The reality of the situation first came home to me over a decade ago when attending a lecture by Catherine Lutz, an anthropologist who has been carrying out a project studying the archipelago of US overseas military bases. She made the fascinating observation that almost all of these bases organize outreach programs, in which soldiers venture out to repair schoolrooms or to perform free dental checkups in nearby towns and villages. The ostensible reason for the programs was to improve relations with local communities, but they rarely have much impact in that regard; still, even after the military discovered this, they kept the programs up because they had such an enormous psychological impact on the soldiers, many of whom would wax euphoric when describing them: for example, “This is why I joined the army,” “This is what military service is really all about—not just defending your country, it’s about helping people!” Soldiers allowed to perform public service duties, they found, were two or three times more likely to reenlist. I remember thinking, “Wait, so most of these people really want to be in the Peace Corps?” And I duly looked it up and discovered: sure enough, to be accepted into the Peace Corps, you need to already have a college degree. The US military is a haven for frustrated altruists.

    Well, that is something I had never heard of before. Like most liberal elite snobs, I view joining the army as joining the employer of last resort. But, particularly through corn belt america, as the farming jobs continue to go away, it is the most common way out.

    The above discussion carries on, into a battle of the values of the left vs. those of the right.

    Section 2: how the current crisis over robotization relates to the larger problem of bullshit jobs

    Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
    —H. L. Mencken

    A crisscrossing of resentments increasingly defines the politics of wealthy countries. This is a disastrous state of affairs.

    ...

    In many respects, the science-fiction fantasies of the early twentieth century have become possible. We can’t teleport or place colonies on Mars, it’s true, but we could easily rearrange matters in such a way that pretty much everyone on earth lived lives of relative ease and comfort.

    Now you're talkin'! I want to live in a bright, shiny future, with NO HUNGRY CHILDREN. Make it so!

    Graeber returns to something he mentioned earlier, which to me was 1 of the unexpected things I learned from this book: that the hippies (I was 1) had an effect on history - a bad one. The establishment reaction against the hippie's smelling a post-scarcity utopia led to Reagan & to our current oligarchy.

    Time for a 1969 musical break:

    The latest wave of robotization has caused the same moral crises and moral panics as the sixties. The only real difference is that, since any significant change in economic models, let alone property regimes, is now treated as definitively off of the table, it’s simply assumed the only possible result will be to convey even more wealth and power to the 1 percent.
    & note, Graeber is talking about "the latest wave of robotization" in 2016 - Generative AI is totally not a factor at this point.

    LOL, Graeber now does a whirlwind tour of various sci-fi franchises!

    Included are:

    • Vonnegut;
    • Stanislaw Lem;
    • Star Trek.

    Graeber's comment on the Lem story:

    This might seem heavy-handed, but sometimes, I think, a dose of heavy-handed Marxism is exactly what we need.
    He then goes back to The Question:
    So the more automation proceeds, the more it should be obvious that actual value emerges from the caring element of work. Yet this leads to another problem. The caring value of work would appear to be precisely that element in labor that cannot be quantified.
    Graeber next gets a little eerily prescient, talking about what computers can & cannot do. Some of what he puts in the "cannot do" column is very similar to what I would say GenAI can do badly. Hmmm ...

    LOL, these diagrams are hilarious! 1st (actually, Graeber puts this 2nd), "Creation of Course Profile/Syllabus (Non-managerial):

    Versus, the managerial version:

    There are similar diagrams for "Creation of Exam", which are even worse.

    The critical thing about this diagram is that each of those additional lines represents an action that has to be performed, not by a computer, but by an actual human being.

    Section 3: on the political ramifications of bullshitization and consequent decline of productivity in the caring sector as it relates to the possibility of a revolt of the caring classes

    I immediately question this section title, for its use of the world "revolt". Somehow, it seems to me that there is never going to be anything bad enough to actually trigger a revolt in the USA. The bulk of the populace has too many cool toys. Maybe if the fascists continue to accumulate power to where they decide to take away some of peoples' toys? But, it seems more to me that the fascists will instead work on giving people more toys, to keep them distracted. Gambling, say, & cryptocurrency.

    Since at least the Great Depression, we’ve been hearing warnings that automation was or was about to be throwing millions out of work—Keynes at the time coined the term “technological unemployment,” and many assumed the mass unemployment of the 1930s was just a sign of things to come—and while this might make it seem such claims have always been somewhat alarmist, what this book suggests is that the opposite was the case. They were entirely accurate. Automation did, in fact, lead to mass unemployment. We have simply stopped the gap by adding dummy jobs that are effectively made up. A combination of political pressure from both right and left, a deeply held popular feeling that paid employment alone can make one a full moral person, and finally, a fear on the part of the upper classes, already noted by George Orwell in 1933, of what the laboring masses might get up to if they had too much leisure on their hands, has ensured that whatever the underlying reality, when it comes to official unemployment figures in wealthy countries, the needle should never jump too far from the range of 3 to 8 percent. But if one eliminates bullshit jobs from the picture, and the real jobs that only exist to support them, one could say that the catastrophe predicted in the 1930s really did happen. Upward of 50 percent to 60 percent of the population has, in fact, been thrown out of work.
    Graeber is so astute. This next piece, over the last few years I have been coming to increasingly realize. & Graber is realizing it completely in 2018.
    since Clinton in the United States and Blair in the United Kingdom, it’s been the ostensibly left parties that have most embraced the rule of finance, received the largest contributions from the financial sector, and worked the most closely with financial lobbyists to “reform” the laws to make all this possible.
    But I think we're done with this. The tech bros are contributing $$$ that dwarf Wall Street. Democrats have to move beyond $$$.

    Section 4: on universal basic income as an example of a program that might begin to detach work from compensation and put an end to the dilemmas described in this book

    Graeber comes down hard on the side of UBI, yay! Interestingly, he dismisses the JG - Job Guarantee - concept of prescriptive MMT - Modern Money Theory. I think because he feels it would lead to the same kind of bullshit bureaucracy that means-testing always does.

    Even a successful campaign for a fifteen-hour week would be unlikely to cause the unnecessary jobs and industries to be spontaneously abandoned; at the same time, calling for a new government bureaucracy to assess the usefulness of jobs would inevitably itself turn into a vast generator of bullshit.

    So would a guaranteed jobs program.

    There is a fairly lengthy dialogue with a public servant Leslie:
    Leslie is a Benefits Advisor in the United Kingdom, that is, she works for an NGO whose purpose is to guide citizens through the elaborate obstacle course successive governments have set up to make it as difficult as possible for those out of work, or otherwise in material need, to get access to the money the government claims it has set apart for them.

    ...

    Leslie told me of studies that demonstrate that any system of means testing, no matter how it’s framed, will necessarily mean at least 20 percent of those who legitimately qualify for benefits give up and don’t apply.

    So of course the conservatives, GOP, neo-nazis, whoever, are always in favor of all flavors of means testing. Because they wind up screwing people. Which, if those people are poor (given) & have darker skins (often), is of course the whole point of the means testing.

    Yay, we're done! Here's the last 3 paragraphs of the book:

    It’s hard to escape the impression that for many of those who, like Obama, defend the existence of bullshit jobs, that’s one of the most appealing things about such arrangements. As Orwell noted, a population busy working, even at completely useless occupations, doesn’t have time to do much else. At the very least, this is further incentive not to do anything about the situation.

    Be this as it may, however, it opens the way to my second and final point. The first objection typically raised when someone suggests guaranteeing everyone a livelihood regardless of work is that if you do so, people simply won’t work. This is just obviously false and at this point I think we can dismiss it out of hand. The second, more serious objection is that most will work, but many will choose work that’s of interest only to themselves. The streets would fill up with bad poets, annoying street mimes, and promoters of crank scientific theories, and nothing would get done. What the phenomenon of bullshit jobs really brings home is the foolishness of such assumptions. No doubt a certain proportion of the population of a free society would spend their lives on projects most others would consider to be silly or pointless; but it’s hard to imagine how it would go much over 10 or 20 percent. But already right now, 37 to 40 percent of workers in rich countries already feel their jobs are pointless. Roughly half the economy consists of, or exists in support of, bullshit. And it’s not even particularly interesting bullshit! If we let everyone decide for themselves how they were best fit to benefit humanity, with no restrictions at all, how could they possibly end up with a distribution of labor more inefficient than the one we already have?

    This is a powerful argument for human freedom. Most of us like to talk about freedom in the abstract, even claim that it’s the most important thing for anyone to fight or die for, but we don’t think a lot about what being free or practicing freedom might actually mean. The main point of this book was not to propose concrete policy prescriptions, but to start us thinking and arguing about what a genuine free society might actually be like.


    I'm not sure what changed, but, rereading this book to write this review/summary, I got a lot more out of it.

    My initial reaction to this book was: to "call bullshit".

    A lot of this is flavored by my own experience of all the jobs I have held in my life. I enjoyed every job I had. I loved being a bagger & produce clerk (the stories about 50# bags of potatoes I could tell you!) at Kroger, age 16-17. I loved being a welder & ship-fitter, summer jobs, age 18-19.

    When I worked at Tube Turns div Chemtron, 1994-1997, age 23-26, I loved learning the way of metal, troubleshooting problems making pipe fittings (elbows, tees, reducers, manifolds) on the shop floor. Meanwhile, I was writing FORTRAN code to determine if we could repurpose existing equipment to produce manufactured specials.

    We also made special fittings for nuclear submarine nuclear reactor cooling plants. Inconel & monel, nickel/copper alloys, very precisely tooled fittings. The DoD (actually, it was probably General Dynamics or some such) sent us 5' of specs, we were expected to generate 10' of response to those specs.

    My boss at the time loved doing that work. But, his boss decided we needed backup for him in that role. I was appointed. I told that boss, "If Phil can't do it, I will, but, he loves it, why not let him keep doing it?". No, no, we want you to do it. So 3 months later I was employed elsewhere - at DEC, Digital Equipment Corporation, where I always put my hand up if the question was, "Who wants to get trained to support ...?"

    If I had had to do those DoD RFPs, I would have considered that bullshit. But, maybe, the bullshit wasn't the job? The bullshit was the DoD specs? Although, I guess you really do want pretty tight specs for nuclear submarine reactors.

    Graeber calls out financial analysts as a profession whose jobs are probably bullshit. I have a young (early 30s) acquaintance who has a degree in Finance & who manages a team of 8 financial analysts for a major insurance company. I asked them, "Do you have a bullshit job?"

    They replied, "No. We produce meaningful data analyses, that help our company design its products. But, do I have to deal with corporate bullshit? Of course I do, if you work for a large corporation, you have to deal with corporate bullshit."

    So again, the job was not bullshit, the corporation was bullshit?

    I talked to the guy next to me flying from FL to KY. He was a 2nd level manager of auditors for the state of KY. I think he liked the job better when he was actually a 1st level auditor. He would schedule audits with counties as he liked & never had a problem arranging vacations.

    1st level auditors have a 1st level manager, per every dozen or so auditors. The auditors send their audit documents to these guys, who review them for errors, maybe send them back, maybe edit them a little, then send them on to the guy I was talking to. He reviews them & decides their disposition - is there possibly fraud that goes to law enforcement?

    His current job, it's harder to schedule vacation. The reports pile up when he's gone.

    He told me all this after I asked him "Do you have a bullshit job?". I think he might have wanted to say yes.

    My view may be skewed because I had jobs that may have been bullshit, but they were pre-Reagan. 1980 & Thatcher-Reagan was when everything started going to shit. But, all my post-1980 jobs, I never felt they were bullshit. I felt I built products that helped people. Hmmm, maybe I was helping them do their bullshit jobs? So I had 2nd order bullshit jobs?

    Also, I think back to everyplace I worked. I think of the jobs of the people I worked with. I really can't think of any that I would consider bullshit jobs.

    My wife calls me a pollyanna. Maybe my generally overall positive attitude is slanting my view?

    Or, looking back at Chapter 2, maybe I am identifying as a business owner. I was senior management/executive level for ~1/2 of my career.

    But still, as to Graeber's claims. His 37% figure, for people who say they have bullshit jobs, is based on a single YouGov survey of Britons. And the language of the survey was 'does your job "make a meaningful contribution to the world" ?' That's maybe too big of an ask.

    And the "100s of replies he has received from people". 100s out of 100 millions of workers - an infinitesimal fraction of the workforce. &, self-selected.

    So I have wondered, is this whole theory mostly just selection bias? People who agreed with his thesis responding strongly in agreement, while those who think it's bullshit aren't interested enough to take the time to tell him that?

    On the other hand, going back to Keynes' perpetually charming "Economic Possibilities for Our Grandchildren": where is our 15 hour workweek?

    Graeber's has convincingly identified the canonization of the Protestant Work Ethic, work as building character, the financialization we are undergoing in our current late stage capitalism, the belittling of caring jobs, & god forbid, those hippie punks wanting to just live life & not work?!?!?

    I'm surprised Graeber never invoked "Idle hands are the devil's workshop". Hmmm, Proverbs 16:27. This was a fav of all my family's matriarchs.

    The thing I'm scratching my head over now: the oligarchs used to want people to have bullshit jobs. Now they are pushing GenAI & actively planning to use it to get rid of bullshit jobs. Why? Doctorow very recently had an article about how solipsistic the oligarchs are. The rest of us aren't real people to them, we are more like NPCs.

    Is this just a matter of degree maybe? Leon Skunk et al have become so unbelievably rich that they are breaking new ground in entitlement, solipsism, & general assholery? I mean after all, Skunk bribed the Orange Turd with $250M & got a license to gut all the federal agencies he didn't like via DOGE. That was not on my bingo card as a possibility. Ugh.

    Skunk has now come out not in favor of Universal Basic Income, but in favor of Universal High Income. Yeah, right. I've already said that "I think Leon Skunk & the rest are selling them a bill of goods, to try to get someone other than corporate managers to like GenAI."

    Plus, maybe the oligarchs change of direction is a consequence of living in a griftocracy? Generally not giving a shit is a mild side effect of being in complete rape-and-pillage, strip-for-parts mode.

    I'm not sure I can come to a conclusion about this just yet. It is of course sad that we lost Graeber to COVID. It would be incredible to get his read on the Bullshit Apocalypse.

    Regardless, I'm glad that Graeber seemed to wind up on the side of UBI. FTW!


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Wednesday, May 27, 2026

"Solipsism All The Way Down" Doesn't Work

I finally invoked the "no starting any new book until you finish writing this" rule on my review/summary of David Graeber's "Bullshit Jobs - a Theory". Making great progress! Preface & 5 chapters done, only 2 chapters left!

I was hoping I could let Bullshit Apocalypse posts slide for just another couple of days & power through to the end, but, in only 2 days, 7 new posts to link to. On it.


1st up, as ever, Gary Marcus:

If enough other companies report the same, the bubble pops. 🫧

Breaking: “Uber COO Andrew Macdonald said he’s not seeing proportional productivity gains from increasing AI costs.”

Also reporting AI problems: Microsoft, Target, Starbucks.


Next, from Doc Searls, a very insightful preview of where the big web companies want to go with AI - it's not good.

From Losing the Web to Saving Us All

Big AI subverts everything, including hyperlinks, which are what make the Web a web.

With Big AI, you no longer surf from searches to sources across an ocean of links. You ask questions and get answers from the world’s largest Magic 8-Balls. They top the new hierarchy, which subverts and subordinates the Web.

Go to any of the Big AI chatbots—ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Meta, whatever—and ask a question. If it pauses for a moment, there’s a good chance it’ll say “Searching the Web.”

But it’s not. It’s composing an answer synthesized from what it has harvested from the Web, plus a vast amount of other forms of ingested human expression. It may or may not point back to sources on the Web. And if it does, it’s only providing footnotes.

I've been blogging since 2003, I've always enjoyed including lots & lots of hyperlinks, to give readers avenues to explore & learn more. It really sucks that they are trying to kill that.

If they kill the web like this, it means the LLMs are stuck. No new brains to eat. A steady downward spiral into Degenerative AI. As I really liked from 1 of the links in my prior post, "A slow-motion car crash."

This is a really, really informative article. Definitely a must-read.


From Henry Farrell's blog, Programable Mutter:

AI Isn't Management. Try Explaining That to Matthew Prince

At last we have created the Corporation That Eliminates Middle Managers from classic management text Don't Eliminate the Middle Managers!

...

Last Saturday, Matthew Prince, the CEO of Cloudflare wrote a self-congratulatory op-ed in the Wall Street Journal, suggesting his company was the only one in recorded business history to grow by 30% while laying off more than 20% of its employees. His message was that everyone needed to follow his example, by using AI to implement the True Wisdom of Revered Management Guru Peter Drucker.

The long & the short of it, Drucker felt middle managers were a critical part of any company. He would want AI to support middle managers, to help them help everyone do their job better.

The aptly named asshole "Prince" thinks that the role of middle managers is to inform the CEO, so he can decide who to fire. Wow, now he can use AI for that, & fire all the middle managers!

I guess we'll see how that goes. I predict systems whose performance continuously worsen, with no one able to put their finger on why.

This is a long article, but it is worth the read.


From Kottke - 1 of many good reviews of the pope's encyclical on AI. The Bishop of Rome is getting universally rave reviews.

Safeguarding the Human Person in the Time of Artificial Intelligence


From Doctorow. Billionaires seem to be almost avatars of capitalism. They both want to get rid of those pesky workers. Billionaires want to live in a world where their god-like visions of the future can be implemented without involving those annoying human workers - particularly those from other countries with, gasp, darker skin colors!

This is why AI is getting crammed down our throats.

The world really, really doesn't need billionaires.

AI and a world without migrants

It's solipsism all the way down.

LOL, there's where my title came from. I don't think "solipsism all the way down" works. Solipsism doesn't recurse.


Again from Kottke:

A recent study of 2.5M scientific papers found ~146,900 fake citations

A recent study of 2.5M scientific papers found ~146,900 fake citations, presumably hallucinated by AI. The fake citations “were not limited to a handful of bad apples but appeared across many papers, each containing a small number of fake references.”

5.876%, if the slop is evenly distributed. Quoting Gary Marcus, "Slopacalypse Now".


From 404Media:

‘Lobotomized’: Character.AI Is Showing What AI Enshittification Looks Like

Ads everywhere. Usage limits. Frustrating guardrails. Less model choice. Users of the Character.AI chatbot app are revolting after a series of changes they say have made the app worse.

I'm not sure this is the standard enshittification cycle. None of the AI companies have a viable business model. They are being forced to start enshittifying way before they'd probably like to because the goddam GenAIs are just way, way too expensive for toy uses like Character.AI.


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Monday, May 25, 2026

Claude Sent Me

From slipstream author Robin Sloan's blog. This post is mostly a link to the next post, but there's also an anecdote that gave me the title of my post.
The new funnel

I can add, anecdotally, that in Q1 of this year, Fat Gold [an olive oil subscription product?] saw its first subscription referrals from LLMs. We don’t (can’t?) track these programmatically, but we do ask new annual subscribers where they heard about us, and, for the first time, the reply has come: Claude sent me.

Well, you know where they are coming from, at least.


Linked to by the prior post. Buttondown is a company with an (eponymous?) newsletter/email automation product. Justin (JM) Duke is the CEO. Their numbers appear to be soaring due to LLM referrals???

LLMs and Buttondown

It feels weird to complain about this. So let me list some of the weird ways it has surfaced.

  1. Churn. It is too early to really understand the statistical significance of this, but I'm faintly worried about churn being higher for these users than for our traditional cohort. A lot of our approach to onboarding and pricing hinges on a fairly high LTV; it's how we can justify outsized investment in support, for instance. Definitionally, lower LTV warps a lot of these decisions.

  2. Support. While the absolute volume of support tickets coming from LLM-born users isn't significantly higher than the median, the shape of those tickets is off. To put it bluntly: a lot of the tickets we get are themselves LLM-generated. This is, frankly, extremely annoying — and demoralizing for me and the team to spend half an hour meticulously answering some complex question only to receive a machine-generated reply in return.

  3. ICP. Buttondown has grown through word of mouth alone since its inception, which means that our customers all kind of have the same vibe — and, more importantly, know what our vibe is in return. LLM-born users, by virtue of having outsourced the research process, really don't. This materializes in every aspect of the conversion pipeline, from prospecting (I recently had a sales call with a user who was shocked to learn we don't support cold email) to volume.
They are rightly viewing the development very gingerly.


The whole UBI (Universal Basic Income) movement seems to be seeing GenAI as a possible savior? BIEN - the Basic Income Earth Network - is I think the strongest UBI promoting organization. I think Leon Skunk & the rest are selling them a bill of goods, to try to get someone other than corporate managers to like GenAI.

AI leaders see mass job loss coming. They want government’s help solving it.

Elon Musk has a plan for a future where jobs are wiped out by artificial intelligence: a benevolent government will provide.

This links to an article of the same title in the Washington Post. So Bezos is helping to dangle the carrot.


From Will Lockett's Newletter, which apparently I stumbled across on SubStack. Will Lockett is "A Climate & Politics Journalist who is pissed off that the world is burning, corrupt and broken, yet no one in power seems to care."

This is a really well thought out & informative post.

Our AI Fears Have Been Confirmed

A slow-motion car crash.

I really like the "slow-motion car crash" verbiage. I'm sure that was what lead me to read the article. I think it is a most excellent description of the Bullshit Apocalypse.

I think we'll see more & more systems seizing up, becoming unworkable, as the 10% error rate in the underlying GenAI tech compounds, leading to Degenerative AI. I think this author is seeing the same thing.

This post is a must-read, please check it out. A few excerpts. It's hard not to just copy the whole thing. There are several very well thought out themes.

You see, AI layoffs aren’t actually happening. As Oxford Economics found, companies “don’t appear to be replacing workers with AI on a significant scale” and instead suggest that they are actually using the AI layoff narrative to cover up their own shortcomings. In other words, the massive Big Tech layoffs aren’t about AI automation, but to pay for bad performance and AI expenditure.

Why? Because AI doesn’t increase productivity on a business or economic scale. One of the best lines from the Oxford Economics report is when it directly asks, “If jobs are being replaced, where’s the productivity surge?” Everyone seems to have forgotten that productivity is something we measure, and if the AI rhetoric is true, that metric ought to be skyrocketing. But it isn’t; it is stagnating.

I also think that the layoffs "due to increased AI use" in the big tech companies are mostly marketing - "look, we're eating the dogfood! Nom, nom, nom!". It's getting harder & harder to keep the AI bubble inflated.
its use is deskilling us at a remarkable rate. We have known that overexposure to AI in the workplace damages expertise and skill for a while now, thanks to studies like those from JYX and Carnegie Mellon. Even Anthropic found that coders using its tools lost coding skills and comprehension. But researchers and professors are starting to notice a striking, consistent trend in recent findings: workers using AI at work are deskilling at disturbingly rapid rates.

Why is this a problem? Well, thanks to constant hallucinations (which aren’t going to stop any time soon, read more here) and shocking high costs, AI can’t replace workers. So, this deskilling will inevitably harm the economy.

...

AI is a massive threat to our economy. However, can we stop pretending that it is because these hollow plagiarism tools are themselves a threat because they are so capable? They aren’t; they cannot replace us, and it is moronic to suggest otherwise. The real threat is big tech grifting the stock and debt markets to turn their value into a perpetual-motion machine and, as a result, undermining the financial systems our economy is built on.


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Thursday, May 21, 2026

Flooding the Zone, Part 2

From David Rosenthal, Parts 2 & 3 of his "Flooding the Zone":
Flooded Zones Part 2

This is the promised follow-on to Flooded Zones Part 1, which discussed the Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attack being mounted by AI against the scholarly publication system. By reducing the cost of generating and submitting a paper or a review, AI has caused a massive increase in the quantity and a significant decrease in the quality of submissions to a system that was already vastly overloaded.

Below the fold I look at AI-enabled DDoS attacks against two other even more important areas; software security and political discourse.

Yawn. We've seen this before. & my yawn shows the biggest meta-problem facing us: Bullshit Fatigue. The constant hype & bullshit of AI marketing, AND AI output, is wearing us all out.


From Kottke:

There’s No Earthly Way of Knowing Which Direction We Are Going…

Book on Truth in the Age of A.I. Contains Quotes Made Up by A.I.:

The author of a nonfiction book about the effects of artificial intelligence on truth acknowledged on Monday that he had included numerous made-up or misattributed quotes concocted by A.I.
Seriously??? 1 could possibly hope that GenAI could be used responsibly, if there weren't a quite sufficient # of humans who are rapacious, amoral, capitalist assholes. Or, more likely, just plain lazy.


All those AI notetakers? They're making lawyers very nervous.

Hmmm, lawyers don't like the 10% error rate & complete lack of common sense in GenAI notetaker systems? Since they might be legally left hanging by AI incompetence?

What are they? Commies! Luddites!


From the guys who, IMO, may be running the most reasonable discussion on GenAI issues.

Do AI Risks Require Extraordinary Government Intervention?

Let’s not skip the hard work of AI governance

In a recent essay, Derek Thompson engages with AI as Normal Technology (AINT). He agrees with our thesis about AI’s slow labor market impacts, relying on the fact that GDP growth has so far been average, unemployment is below 5%, and even jobs that seemed vulnerable to automation show rising employment and wages. He concludes that so far, the macroeconomic picture is consistent with what we would expect from a “normal” general-purpose technology.

But when it comes to AI risks, he is far more bearish. He points to examples of cyber- and bio-risks and expresses pessimism about AI quickly becoming dangerous across many new domains. He argues that AI’s emergent capabilities make it fundamentally different from previous technologies, and that this difference justifies “extraordinary” government responses including restrictions on what companies can release.

Hmmm. I think I've said "Technology this powerful needs to be licensed." I think this article agrees?


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At the Mouth of the River of Bees

"At the Mouth of the River of Bees", by Kij Johnson, 2012, 406 pages, 110k words, 16 stories.

I thought Johnson's story was the best in "The Coyote Road" collection, so I bought this short story collection, which appears to be Johnson's 1st. Johnson put another collection out in 2023, "The Privilege of the Happy Ending", which I have purchased.

Johnson looks to be more prolific with short stories than novels.

1 thing I like about this collection, there is a wide variety in the length of the stories. I can't guess page #s because I'm reading these on an iPad with the text size maxxed out, so I can read without reading glasses.

The best story is still the best 1 from "Coyote Roads": "The Evolution of Trickster Stories Among the Dogs of North Park After the Change". "The Change" is when most vertebrate species used to interacting with humans develop language.

The moral overtones of this story are ... hurtful. It reminds me of reading about slavery - odious.

We love our pets, but we really don't want to hear their opinions on how we've treated them for the last few 1000 years ...

So the dogs develop their own folk tales. The tales are all titled "One Dog ...". The 1st line of the tales always begin: "This is the same dog." Johnson gives us 11 of these tales, fascinating!

*** Spoiler/Trigger Alert ***
It is not unusual for the tales to end with the dog protagonist being killed, usually with a human involved.

This is the last story of the volume. Apparently it was 1st published in the "Coyote Roads" anthology in 2007?? My review of that sez, 2023???

OK, the original hardcover version of "Coyote Roads" was published Novemver 19, 2007. 2023 was then the eBook was published. I absolutely hate it when they do that.

The story is prefigured echoed by a longer story, "The Cat Who Walked a Thousand Miles", 2009. Apparently cats have folks tales too? The names of which all start with "The Cat Who ...". A nice story about being a cat/murder machine of anything smaller than you are.

The longest story of the collection was "The Man Who Bridged the Mist", 2011. A story about the human drama/tragedy that always goes into a major engineering project.

A lot of variety. "Schrodinger's Cathouse", 1993, about a quantumly indeterminate house of ill repute - nice!

"The Horse Raiders", 2000, is an interesting story & morality tale.

"Wolf Trapping", 1989, is also a memorable story.

The title tale, "At the Mouth of the River of Bees", is an interesting concept, a river not of water. "The Man Who Bridged the Mist" also has this concept, of a river not of water.

I think I had read the somewhat disturbing story "Ponies", 2010, somewhere else.

Wow, this is much more detail on a collection than I normally provide. I think that this sez, check this collection out!

Monday, May 18, 2026

My Every Other Day Salad

After I retired in September, 2012, I would have a salad for lunch every day. After a few years, I got tired of that, & now alternate a salad for lunch with a sandwich (plus a pickle & a wicked okra) or a scramble.

Here is my current salad:

  1. from Kroger or Publix, a plateful of mixed baby greens;
    or, fresh from my garden, bibb lettuce, black seed simpson lettuce, spring lettuce mix, arugula. (Pictured)
  2. 3/4 stalk of celery, sliced;
  3. 1/4" slice of sweet onion, diced;
  4. 2 baby carrots, sliced;
  5. 1 large radish, sliced.
  6. Today, leftovers, 3 slices of a tuna steak seared on the grill, sliced.
    Default, 1 #2 slice of Boars Head Reduced Sodium Turkey, from the Kroger or Publix Deli, diced.
    Occasionally left over ham.
  7. 1 small-medium roma/plum tomato, diced.
  8. 1/4 can black olives, chilled.
  9. 1 heart of palm, sliced, or 1/3 can salad cut heart of palm, chilled.
  10. 2-4 T shredded sharp cheddar cheese.
  11. 4 slices, medium large zucchini or cucumber. Cucumber goes bad much more quickly.
  12. Asian sesame ginger salad dressing, 2-3 T.
Some other recipes will leave me with pieces of bell pepper, mushrooms, or other veggies. I will dice & add these if appropriate.

Sunday, May 17, 2026

Threatening, Flooding, Tricking, Drowning, Dying

All gerunds, all the time! Showing that the Bullshit Apocalypse is an ongoing process.


From Bruce Schneier:

How Dangerous Is Anthropic’s Mythos AI?
I think this is more reinforcement for my original feel that Antropic's Mythos announcement was mostly hype:
While Anthropic’s model is really good at finding software vulnerabilities, so are other models. The UK’s AI Security Institute found that OpenAI’s GPT-5.5, already generally available, is comparable in capability. The company Aisle reproduced Anthropic’s published results with smaller, cheaper models.
So using AIs to find software vulnerabilities will become SOP, & hopefully developers find them before the software is released.

But Schneier then raises a very, very concerning point:

Even more interesting are the broader implications. The same searching, pattern-matching and reasoning capabilities that make these models so good at analyzing software almost certainly apply to similar systems. The tax code isn’t computer code, but it’s a series of algorithms with inputs and outputs. It has vulnerabilities; we call them tax loopholes. It has exploits; we call them tax avoidance strategies. And it has black hat hackers: attorneys and accountants.

...

As goes the tax code, so goes any other complex system of rules and strategies. These models could be tasked with finding loopholes in environmental rules, or food and safety rules—anywhere there are complex regulatory systems and powerful people who want to evade those rules.

You should need a license for technology this powerful. & your use should be carefully monitored. Just like dynamite & other explosives.


From David Rosenthal:

Flooded Zones Part 1
Wow, apparently Rosenthal was a very early harbinger of the Bullshit Apocalypse; the post he references came out May 11, 2023. 13 months before I cracked from the perpetual hype & called "Bullshit!"
Three years ago in Flooding The Zone With Shit, my first post on the AI bubble, I wrote:
My immediate reaction to the news of ChatGPT was to tell friends "at last, we have solved the Fermi Paradox". It wasn't that I feared being told "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it", but rather that I assumed that civilizations across the galaxy evolved to be able to implement ChatGPT-like systems, which proceeded to irretrievably pollute their information environment, preventing any further progress.
The post title was a notorious quote from Steve Bannon. Below the fold, I look into scholarly publication, the first of three areas whose zones are currently being flooded with AI output in what can be considered DDoS (Distributed Denial of Service) attacks
I had not made that connection: that the Bullshit Apocalypse, or Slopocalypse Now as Gary Marcus called it, it a form of a DDoS - on all systems based on words, i.e., on our civilization in general. Shudder.

I think there have been 2 links already in this blog on scholarly publications being overwhelmed by slop. The other 2 domains Rosenthal will cover in Parts 2 & 3 are "political discourse and software security".


From Leif Weatherby via the NYT:

Why We Keep Tricking Ourselves Into Thinking A.I. Is Conscious

A funny thing keeps happening on the internet. A prominent thinker chats with a large language model like ChatGPT or Claude for a while, and then decides that it might be conscious. The person reports this to the public, and a round of intense argument and speculation about artificial intelligence “minds” ensues. These little kerfuffles pass quickly. But they are persistent, and I’ve been thinking about why.

Weatherby examines in detail the interaction between Claude & Richard Dawkins, which I posted on here. A sad affair.

Note, I have run across Weatherby before. I kind of went off on him & semiotics here. I'm still stuck at having read 40% of his book because I'm still stuck on writing a review of "Bullshit Jobs". His book "Language Machines", is subtitled "Cultural AI and the End of Remainder Humanism". "Remainder Humanism" I think is the belief that human beings can think better than LLMs. Can't have that, can we???

IMO, never trust a semiotician. Still, it's an interesting read. Here's Weatherby's conclusion:

Adapting our reading practices to large language model output is a shift just like that one, where we change what we normally expect from our surroundings. We don’t expect meaningful and rhetorically powerful prose to come from anything but a conscious mind. But now it does. We cannot afford to believe the marketing message from A.I. companies that we may be dealing with some spiritual essence. In the age of cultural A.I., technical expertise alone won’t save us. We’ll have to add a new form of reading to make sense of our new world.
So maybe this "new form of reading" is what was mentioned in the 3rd reference in this post from last Wednesday, which talks about all the brain/CPU cycles we are all starting to waste detecting AI slop. I'm sure it's all for a greater good? Or, NOT!!!


From economist Dr. Carl Benedikt Frey via the NYT:

This Is Why You’re Drowning in Busywork
I keep seeing the phrase "LLMs democratize ...". What that means: something we used to have someone else do, we now can do ourself. But, increasingly, it means we now HAVE to do it ourselves.

& I guarantee there are lots of cases where an LLM is not going to do as good a job as a human expert. Estimates of the error rates of LLMs seem to be converging on 10%. Way too high IMO.


Cory Doctorow recently posted:

Making sense of Trump's unscheduled sudden midair disassembly of the American empire
The post is mostly an analysis of this post by Icelandic "writer, web developer and consultant" Baldur Bjarnason. Bjarnason seems to be in the business of helping people figure out why their software projects fail (& presumably, how they can make them succeed?)
The old world of tech is dying and the new cannot be born
This is a long post but well worth the read. Bjarnason posits that the US tech hegemony is possible only because of the US political hegemony, I think? Most of the world hates our fucking software. I mean, a perpetual subscription to Office 365 or whatever? OpenOffice for me!

LLMs & the datacenter glut is just the latest phase in extending the tech hegemony.

But, oops, Orange Turd & Bebe's Epstein/Iran War has just destroyed the old world order! Midair disassembly indeed! Time for something new!

Here is Bjarnason I think succinctly discussing GenAI. I just really didn't get how everyone could be ignoring the glaring flaws in LLM-based GenAI. This explains a lot.

Even my writing on “AI” has centred on how things work, not on politics, social impact, education, or culture:
  • How do LLMs affect productivity and quality? (Much like leaded petrol. There’s some potential benefit for individual users with literally decades of expertise, provided nobody else uses LLMs. The results are catastrophic when everybody is using them.)

  • How do LLMs affect the thinking of those that use them? (Quite a bit, mostly for the worse, but the exact causes and effects are tough to assess.)

  • Does it work for business or not? (Mostly not. The inherent variability of a generative model means that the benefits will always be mostly hypothetical while the harms are widespread and long-lasting and substantially outweigh the benefits that can be realised.)

But “AI”, even more so than any other tech, is contingent on political clout. It’s what forces through data centres, lets companies infringe on copyright and violate software licences, renders them at least temporarily immune to all kinds of consumer protections and wrongful death suits, and results in the political collaboration where “AI” systems provide authoritarian states with “accountability sinks” and algorithmic cover for institutional racism. It’s this political partnership more than anything inherent in the technology that has let the “AI” bubble get this far and change so much.
I concur with Doctorow, this article is definitely "must read".


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Saturday, May 16, 2026

The Secret City

"The Secret City", by Carol Emshwiller, 2007, 164 pages, 50k words.

I liked Emshwiller's story in the "Coyote Road" short story collection. So, I impulse bought what appears to be her last novel.

A simple story. Only 164 pages, 50k words. Alien tourists, who resemble Neanderthals, are stranded on earth for decades - enough for a new generation to be born. Most of the parents are dedicated to brainwashing their offspring into worship of the home they came from.

After decades, retrieval teams (dressed as tourists in Hawaiian shirts) show up, & attempt to repatriate their missing countrymen. But, the new generation doesn't want to go? Conflict!

A simple story, an easy read. 4 stars I guess. Emshwiller died in 2019, 97 YO.

Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Semiotic Zombies, Marinating Brains, Yum!

I 1st identified LLMs as "Semiotic Zombies" here.

I backed up my contentions here.

They feed on the output of human brains.

"More Training Data" === "More Brains".


Gary Marcus shows us graphs, all of which are complete bullshit, completely meaningless metrics. Gawd, I retired September, 2012, the corporate programming in my brain continues to evaporate away. Yes!

Misplaced panic over AI progress

Breaking down what METR’s latest “time horizon” graph does and does not show


From SubStack, The Crux, Andrei Savine:

The last mile is where enterprise AI actually dies

McKinsey’s 10,000‑leader survey and HBR’s ‘last mile’ diagnosis show that 30 years of consulting have built organizations that cannot turn AI into real value.


Oh, come on! Surely not! LOOZERS! From 404Media:

Your AI Use Is Breaking My Brain

AI writing is impossible to avoid, is making everything sound the same, and is driving us crazy.

...

A few years ago, while I was covering the rise of AI slop on Facebook, I asked my friends and family if they were getting AI spam fed into their timelines and if they could send me examples. A handful of them responded, sending me obviously AI-generated science fiction scenescapes, shrimp Jesus, and forlorn, starving children begging for sympathy. But a few of my friends sent me images that they thought were AI but were not. Their mental guard was up to the point where they were looking at human-made art and photos and thought it safer to dismiss them as AI rather than be fooled by it.

To browse the internet today, to consume any sort of content at all, is to be bombarded with AI of all sorts. People think things that are fake are real, things that are real are fake. Much has been written about “AI psychosis,” the nonspecific, nonscientific diagnosis given to people who have lost themselves to AI. Less has been said about the cognitive load of what other people’s AI use is doing to the rest of us, and the insidious nature of having to navigate an internet and a world where lazy AI has infiltrated everything. Our brains are now performing untold numbers of calculations per day: Is this AI? Do I care if it’s AI? Why does this sound or look or read so weird? Does this person just write like this? Is this a person at all?

Is someone going to reimburse me for the CPU (brain) cycles I am burning to detect AI slop? I'm guessing, NO! You will eat this slop & like it, yum, yum, yum. :-(


From 404Media:

Software Developers Say AI Is Rotting Their Brains

“It's making me dumber for sure.”

Wow, is this click-bait, alarmist journalism, or what?

AI is not rotting their brains. It is marinating their brains, so that, being the semiotic zombie that it is, it can ingest their brains later, marinated in many delicious flavors! Yum, yum, yum!


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Saturday, May 09, 2026

The Coyote Road

"The Coyote Road", subtitled "Trickster Tales", edited by Ellen Datlow & Terri Windling, 2023, 544 pages, 149k words. 26 pieces.

Grrr, the 2023 date is apparently the eBook. The original hardcopy collection was published July 19, 2007. I hate it when they do that shit. &, with AI, it will be happening more & more often. Because AI don't care if shit is correct, just that it's plausible. Here's the original hardcopy cover:

I think this was probably a $1.99 BookBub purchase. Of course, I love the trickster! My fav archetype!

Datlow & Windling edited several "Year's Best Fantasy & Horror" which I have copies of.

Overall, I'd say the collection was disappointing. Generally well written tales, but maybe not quite trickster enough for me. Not nasty enough. & not a single story featuring Loki!

There were 2-3 poems in the collection, I think I did not follow my "read aloud" prescription for poetry.

I think the 1st story that stood out was the Charles de Lint, "Crow Roads". I read some of his stuff 20-30 years ago. Any story involving corvids of course gets a boost.

I must have liked the Carol Emshwiller story, "God Clown", as I purchased her 2007 sci-fi novel "The Secret City". She died in 2019, age 97!

I really like Jedediah Berry's writing, his story "The Other Labyrinth" was good.

The head & shoulders above the rest, best story of the collection was the last, "The Evolution of Trickster Stories Among the Dogs of North Park after The Change", by Kij Johnson. "The Change" is most vertebrates acquiring the power of speech. As in Jablokov's "A Deeper Sea", where dolphins start talking, it doesn't go well. Way, way TMI. I bought a 2012 collection of Johnson's short stories, "At the Mouth of the River of Bees".

There still seems to be no sign of a "Year's Best" collection from Clarke. Reading a "Year's Best" collection every year has been part of my system for decades. Anybody got any suggestions or info on what's up with Clarke?

All Gary, All The Time!

I've been back in Lexington KY for 9 days now. I'm much less productive here, for various reasons. My latest Bullshit Apocalypse post was May 1. Since then, 5 posts have piled up to be shared - all by Gary Marcus!

As much as I appreciate the great work that Gary is doing, I think that this is a bad thing. It shows that the other people who post about the Bullshit Apocalypse, the horrible flaws of LLMs that are being completely ignored by the hype machine, are suffering from Bullshit Fatigue. They are worn out by the constant bullshit emitted by the AI hype machine. Bullshit Fatigue was in the title of my latest Bullshit Apocalypse post, I'm feeling it too.


Richard Dawkins and The Claude Delusion

The great skeptic gets taken in

This is one of the sadder essays I have ever had to write.

Wow, I so agree. This is heart-breaking.

I remember reading "The Selfish Gene" (1976) in the early 1980s. Dawkins invented the term "meme", & the science of memetics! So amazing!

Now, he spends 3 days talking to Claude, & "failed to convince myself that it is not conscious".

He's now 85 YO. Clearly his game is declining. Presumably it happens to us all.

From Gary's post:

The fundamental problem here is that Dawkins doesn’t reflect on how these outputs have been generated. Claude’s outputs are the product of a form of mimicry, rather than as a report of genuine internal states.

Consciousness is about internal states; the mimicry, no matter how rich, proves very little. Dawkins seems to imagine that since LLMs say things people do, they must be like people, and that simply does not follow.


Revisiting a theme we've touched on before.

Have LLMs improved patient outcomes?

A new review suggests otherwise


Breaking: Autonomous Agents are a Shitshow

Brace for chaos

I was somewhat disappointed that the article focuses on how easily hackable the agents are, via several avenues, and does not comment on their efficacy.


Breaking news: “they hadn’t figured out how OpenAI would pay for it”

Sign of things to come?

So OpenAI & Broadcom announce a Big Deal: 10GW of custom chips made together! But, who's paying? Oops!

Great diagrams of the "AI Circular Economy". As Doctorow says:

I'm worried that the seven companies that comprise 35% of the S&P 500 are headed for bankruptcy, as soon as someone makes them stop passing around the same $100b IOU while pretending it's in all their bank accounts at once.


Agents and ROI

Remember that MIT study that showed that the ROI for generative AI wasn’t really there for most businesses? Or any of the six or seven studies from other teams that followed, showing basically the same?

The situation for agents thus far looks to be similar: lots of hype; not so much ROI:


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Sunday, May 03, 2026

Using a Looper

This post originally appeared in Jaz Dumoz Music Blog.

I bought my looper maybe 15 years ago. It is a Boss LoopStation RC-20XL Phrase Recorder. Here's what it looks like:

I 1st used it actively in Steve & Chris, 2017-2019. with me & most excellent harpist Steve Konopka (Fuzzy). I don't think you can buy them anymore.

I also used a Digitech LiveStation 3 harmony box. I haven't used that in years. It works great with Eagles, not at all w Louis Armstrong.

What Boss is offering now has buttons rather than pedals. I far prefer pedals, much easier to hit when you are playing standing up, in an unfamiliar configuration.

To start recording a loop, or to start playing it back, you press the left pedal. To stop the loop(s), you hit the right pedal. To erase the loop(s), you press & hold the right pedal.

Playing with a looper, over the years I learned 3 main principles. I added a less important 4th.

  1. Per excellent looper user Jairaj Schwann: always start the looper on the 1.

    Jairaj was a serious musician, degree from UMass Amherst, ab fab bass player, moved to Atlanta. I had mostly found people using loopers to get pretty stale quickly. At a “guitarists” show, Jairaj was playing a 6 string bass. He would lay down a bass track on the looper on the bottom strings. Then add a rhythm track on the middle strings. Then play lead on the top strings. Incredible! & when he got tired of it, he'd wipe the whole thing & start over.

    Jairaj told me, “Always start the looper on the 1". I thought I knew better, I tried starting the looper on the 4 a few times. It never worked out. Always start the looper on the 1.

  2. Given that the looper & the looper playback start on the 1, realize that sometimes you start a solo before you kick the looper in with the rhythm track. You may play 2-5 notes of the solo before you kick the background loop on. See example below.

  3. This is a more minor point. Realize that, based on what you want to play a solo over, sometimes you will skip a verse or 2 before you kick the looper on to start recording. See example below.

  4. When I 1st started the looper, I tried to use it as I would pedals on an electric guitar: I would start the looper replay, & then use the (awkward) volume knobs on my guitar to turn the volume of the solo up.

    At some point I realized, no! The looper has a knob (upper left of pic) that contols the output level of the recorded loop. I back it down from 12pm to 11pm. So the replayed loop is softer, the solo is at the original louder level. No playing with a volume knob, or overdrive pedal!

    I mentioned this to the sound man at an Open Mic I have been playing in Naples. I suggested him hitting the “Solo” button on the guitar channel, to put the rhythm guitar back to the volume it had been at & make the solo louder. He said he thought that the way it sounded now was perfect for the room we were in. He thought what I was doing was the proper thing to do, & wished others used the same technique - although I'm the only one using a looper there?!?!?

Normally I record a rhythm guitar part, then play lead guitar over it - so only 1 loop. You tap the left pedal to start recording, tap a 2nd time to replay the loop. You tap the right pedal to stop the loop.

I decided to try a Rickie Lee Jones song, “young blood” (1979), with 3 loops; a bass line, emphasis chords on the 1 & the 3, & a syncopated riff. I don't know if all loopers work this way, but on the Boss, you have to record the 1st loop, then play it back; record the 2nd loop, then play it back; record the 3rd loop, then play it back &  play a solo line over the top of all 3 of them. So you hit the left pedal a total of 6 times to get the 3 loops in place.

Note. this is my older musical alter ego, Jim Dumas. Jim plays music >~+ Elvis. Jaz is <~= Elvis. Note also, I use the harmony box at the end, on “Something happenin' there”.

Here's the song:

Here's a song demonstrating points 2 & 3 above: the Hoagy Carmichael classic “stardust”. I think this is pretty much Willie Nelson's version. You start the recording late. You start & stop the loop to solo over it 2x.

I (or rather Jim Dumas) have been thinking I'll go back & try some modern (> Elvis) songs with the looper. Some Hendrix maybe?

Friday, May 01, 2026

Reusing a Title? Bullshit Fatigue.

This bullshit is wearing me out. Hard to keep up.

From Project Syndicate:

AI Productivity Growth Won’t Match the Computer Revolution

Those promoting AI would be lucky to see the technology’s impact on output per hour match even the short-lived burst of the 1990s and 2000s. Productivity growth will underwhelm, not because the technology is weak, but because it creates a bottleneck that earlier digital tools largely avoided.


From Gary Marcus:

Dario Amodei, hype, AI safety, and the explosion of vibe-coded AI disasters

What the AI cheerleaders don’t tell you

LLMs are a great tool for professionals who know what they are doing. For the normal idiot, vibe coding is a coin toss, in a dark room.


I should probably have come up with a tag for this, it appears so often: LLM bullshit/slop overwhelms "{$domain}". From 404 media:

People Using AI to Represent Themselves in Court Are Clogging the System

More people having access to the courts is potentially good, but it’s not clear how the system can handle this increase in cases.


Introduced by Yves Smith at naked capitalism, a post by "Servaas Storm, a Dutch economist and author who works on macroeconomics, technological progress, income distribution & economic growth, finance, development and structural change, and climate change."

Russell’s Teapot: Dispatches From the Final Stage of the AI Bubble

Servaas systematically (and often wryly) takes apart the key claims of AI touts. One of my faves: “No, AI will create a lot of bullshit jobs.”

It is a good, thoughtful review of the current shape of things. The title references Bertrand Russell’s (1952) Tea Pot Analogy, which I had never heard of.
Russell's teapot is an analogy, formulated by the philosopher Bertrand Russell (1872–1970), to illustrate that the philosophic burden of proof lies upon a person making empirically unfalsifiable claims, as opposed to shifting the burden of disproof to others.
He lists 8 claims made by the genAI hype machine, & then explains why they are "teapots". The reference to David Graeber's "Bullshit Jobs" [the review/summary of which book I am still bogged down on] is in Claim #6.


Pointed at by Kottke, a very thoughtful article. The Bullshit Apocalypse is indeed apocalyptic - actually the author uses the word "catastrophic".

The Social Edge of Intelligence

AI doesn’t really “think.” Rather, it remembers how we thought together. And we’re about to stop giving it anything worth remembering.

The author mentions "Degenerative AI", which we have seen before. AIs trained eating their own slop downward spiral into complete unintelligibility almost immediately. They need to be trained on tokens words produced by actually intelligent entities.

The more people use genAI, the less original training data there will be for our ever-hungry LLMs. The hundreds of daily hits I get on my blogs are certainly 99% AI training bots. So I am performing a service for the AI companies - for free, just like everyone else.

The author:

Bright Simons is a researcher, activist, and writer whose work sits at the intersection of global value chains, technology strategy, and institutional governance & design. He is the founder of the mPedigree Network, and affiliated with IMANI and ODI Global, both think tanks.
His theory of how to make genAI work is:
The Social Edge Framework outlined here is a direct counterpoint to Amodei, Aschenbrenner, and Altman. It is a program of action to counter the human redundancy fantasy. It challenges the self-fulfilling doom-spirals created by the premature reallocation of material resources to a vision of AI. I speak of the philosophy that underestimates the sheer amount of human priming needed to support the Great Recode of legacy infrastructure before our current civilization can even benefit substantially from AI advances.


Finally, today, another post from Gary Marcus:

“A model that produces code which compiles and passes the tests it was given is not the same as a model that produces correct, secure, maintainable, well-architected software”

A lot of code is being written by AI, but what does it mean?

...

Realism re AI coding is knowing that next-word prediction gets us a surprisingly long way in writing code, but less far in making sure that code is robust. Coders (especially vibe coders with little experience) beware.

And all you OpenClaw devotees, that goes 10x, if not 100x, for you.


That Gary Marcus article reminded me of some WOW (Words of Wisdom) I have printed & taped up on the bookshelves in my home office, for decades now. I have always thought these really conveyed the gist of coding & software development/architecture.

Computer Programming:

  1. Every problem can be solved by breaking it up into a series of smaller problems.
  2. The computer will always do exactly what you tell it to.

Software Engineering:

  1. Writing the code is the easy part. Writing it so someone else can understand it later is the important part.
  2. Make it work, then make it elegant, then make it fast.


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