The AI Bubble Requires Everybody To Live In The Future Tense, Because The Present In No Way Justifies An Iota Of Its Costs
- Ed Zitron, "The AI Hater's Manifesto", header to section 18, August 25, 2026.
OMFG, today, Monday, September 14, 2026, "AI" is the story of stories! My wife likes to watch cable news (I don't), today CNN went several hours, never leaving "AI". Iran-backed Houthis now control access to the Red Sea - who cares! Climate crisis making southern Europe uninhabitable - as ever, boring!
1st, The hacking attack on poor, poor Hugging Face (now being acquired by Anthropic?!?!?) is yet another marketoid drama, fueled by completely & utterly incompetent security at OpenAI.
2nd, our equally sensational follow-up story, Yet Another AI Worker Proclaims "Game Over, Man, Game Over" (Hudson in "Aliens"). Wow, we haven't had 1 of these stories for a least a few weeks.
The opening quote from Ed Zitron I think really encapsulates what's going on: Anthropic wanting a slowdown, everybody wanting a slowdown, delay those IPOs, create a cartel. Why? BECAUSE THEIR TECH WILL NEVER CREATE ANY ROI WORTH THE $T INVESTED. So play rope-a-dope, continue the circular investing, continue to convince the government that We Cannot Lose The AI Race To China & hope for bailouts. So, sure, slow things down, keep living in the future, keep the bubble inflated.
Note, I am going to totally ignore the ravings of the increasingly demented Orange Turd who has proclaimed himself "the only guardrail the AI industry needs".
There are now so many damn articles on this, I'm going to try & start from this narrative & see if I can wend my way through all the saved links I have - 17 or so??? :-(
1st up, the Bard of the Revolution, Cory Doctorow.
LLMs are real, AI is fake
No, it didn't go "rogue".
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Which is not to say that the OpenAI/Hugging Face hack is nothing. It's something, all right: but it's a specific something, with an explicable, even foreseeable trajectory. Once you understand that these are chatbots that were designed to complete challenges like this, using tactics like this, you can understand that the chatbots didn't "go rogue." They did what they were designed to do, and because OpenAI ran them with inadequate supervision (without a "human in the loop" that checked each iteration through the Python loop to ensure it hadn't gone off the rails), they trashed a competitor's servers.
Designing autonomous, malicious software is generally considered irresponsible and dangerous. If you showed up at Defcon and gave talk about how your autonomous malware did something unexpected and damaged someone else's computers, the first question from the audience would be "Why are you so shit at making secure sandboxes?" It wouldn't be "How are you so awesome at making hacking tools?"
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"AI" – chatbots that wake up, "set their own goals," and "spontaneously" start hacking servers – is fake. It doesn't have "a 10% chance of ending the human race." The Hugging Face hack isn't a mysterious, supernatural occurrence. It's a Python loop and a chatbot. The people responsible didn't accidentally create god: they created autonomous malicious software and then failed to closely monitor it, resulting in it doing something both foreseeable and bad.
Of course to OpenAI, Anthropic, whoever, A-OK. They are all definitely "All press is good press" kinda people. Keep harvesting those new, FOMO, rube investors.
September 9, 2026, from the always reliable, if at times somewhat dorky, Gary Marcus.
Wow, for Marcus to be saying this, maybe the "AI" companies have overplayed their hand a bit.
Of course, though, I am boycotting GenAI as much as I can, & encouraging others to do the same. The upsides of this tech are FAR outweighed by the downsides.
The Case for Boycotting Generative AI
I believe the time has come
Again from Gary Marcus.
No, Anderson Cooper, AI is not going to kill all humans by 2030
AI is already causing harms, there are are many real risks, but constant focus on absurd end-of-the-world fantasies has made the situation worse
Anderson Cooper looks pretty worried here, as Jacob Coxon, the ex-OpenAI/ex-Anthropic employee who is the media darling of the moment, tells us that the human species might not be here in five years.
Mmmm, Jacob Coxon was born in 1999, so is 26-27 years old. Maybe overall a little inexperienced to be predicting the end of the human race?
From the Bloomberg News, via the Lexington Herald-Leader.
Amodei, Altman, Musk call for slowing development of AI models
Of course they want a slowdown. Their crap products are amazing, but, 9% error rate on LLMs, 15% error rate on agents, not something on which you can build an ROI. So, drag your feet, pretend it will justify the investment in the future. See the start of this post.
We don't normally hear from Matt Stoller on GenAI bullshit. Well, he speaks, let's listen. Again, have the "AI" companies overplayed their hand?
Monopoly Round-Up: Just Stop the Anthropic IPO Already
We shouldn’t want people to become superrich by building unsafe technology. The government has the authority to block the IPO. It should.
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I want to delve into the full scope of the Anthropic AI takeover of politics happening over the past week. Yesterday, the company’s CEO Dario Amodei came out and explicitly asked for antitrust laws not to apply to the biggest AI firms. His biggest rival, Sam Altman, quickly agreed. And they are suggesting this legal change just before Anthropic seeks to sell shares on the stock exchange, minting a whole series of AI millionaires and billionaires.
Why do they want to suspend antitrust laws for AI firms? Well these guys say they need the industry collectively “pace the frontier,” aka in their framing, slow development of this technology so as to reduce the probably of human extinction at the hands of autonomous swarms of AI bots. And they can’t do that, they argue, without suspending laws prohibiting price-fixing cartels.
Then the Information reported today that OpenAI, Anthropic, and Google have been having backchannel conversations about establishing an AI standards organization, which presumably would coordinate this cartel.
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Let me start with a very simple point. It is already illegal to release products that hurt people. It is illegal to compete by releasing products that hurt people. If these guys are genuinely manufacturing things that kill innocent people, the FBI should be arresting them immediately. The idea that they would not only release such products, but also issue stock for the American people to invest in multi-trillion dollar initial public offerings for such ventures, as Anthropic is planning, is utter lunacy.
Wow, that a party-pooper!
Just today from the ever-so-rational [no sarcasm] folks at AI as a Normal Technology.
The AI-as-Normal-Technology view of loss-of-control incidents
A middle ground between the cybersecurity and AI safety communities
This is a long, in-depth article. I respect these guys, but, in general, I think they are cutting the "AI" companies quite a bit too much slack. Any wiggle room with these guys is totally gone - way into negative numbers.
Wow, my favorite economist Paul Krugman weighs in! This crap is now clearly completely mainstream.
The MAGA Plot(s) to Destroy Humanity
On AI and climate, it’s the same story of mass destruction
The article contains a review of US government policy re LLMs since their birth, with ChatGPT being released Nov. 30, 2022.
It goes without saying that the current US government policy - damn whatever, full speed ahead - is pretty much a non-policy! But, our god-emperor Orange Turd is monitoring the situation closely, between naps. No worries!
From the inimitable Ed Zitron.
AI Is Already In Dangerous Hands
Late last week, everything exploded when [26 YO] former Anthropic AI researcher Jacob Coxon, in an exclusive interview with the Wall Street Journal, warned that he was “quitting the AI industry” (he wasn’t) over “...fears that the lab and its competitors are racing to build systems they won’t be able to control.”
His fears were centered around the creation of “recursive self-improvement,” a still-theoretical concept of AI that trains itself autonomously” and otherwise expressing few specific concerns beyond that “AI labs are unable to control AI,” always phrasing things in the terms of impossible-to-control entities rather than poorly-programmed cloud software running on the infrastructure of the largest companies in the world.
Emily Forlini of Fortune put it best:
Hear me out: He claims the AI could kill us someday, but doesn’t point to any projects in the pipeline that could be shut down to avoid this. He says AI companies are moving too fast, but neglects to share screenshots, emails, or specific examples of when this behavior went sideways—when it became clear to leaders at AI companies that the technology was slipping beyond their control, for instance, and how the decision-makers disregarded the warning signs. He doesn’t suggest any new legislation, name problematic leaders that should step down, or post an in-depth look at how Anthropic researches new models and propose a new approach.
Yawn, yawn, yawn. OK, I'm 75 YO, 40 years in the software industry, excuse me if I'm not at least somewhat dismissive of some 26 YO techbro getting scared of "AI".
"His fears were centered around the creation of “recursive self-improvement,” a still-theoretical concept of AI that trains itself autonomously”".
Seriously? LLM code creation error rates are 10-15%. That won't survive almost any iterations of "recursive self-improvement".
The whole LLM/GenAI cult involves drinking so much koolaid, you have to feel sorry for a deluded young man like this.
Wow, this is clearly today the Story of Stories. 1st Krugman weighs in, now we have the current Bard of MMT, Stephanie Kelton.
The Brer Rabbit reference is perfect. I am so sick of the "AI" companies' histrionics.
Brer Rabbit and AI Extinction
In other words, the doom rhetoric is a plea to be thrown to safety. Once Brer Rabbit is thrown into the Briar Patch, compliance costs become a moat. Startups and open-weight competitors get trapped on the outside. And you have an implicit federal backstop (because of the regulatory relationship), so your investors don’t need to be so jittery ahead of your IPO.
Quoting myself from my last post on the Bullshit Apocalypse:
"AI" COMPANIES CARE ABOUT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT THEIR $T IPOS
Finally - for today, August 14, anyway! From Alberto Romero, at The Algorithmic Bridge.
The AI Industry Has Finally Discovered the Hardest Test: Politics
AI CEOs want to pace the frontier. Here's what that means and why they can't do it
This is not a bad article, but very early on, I found myself disagreeing with it - my bold.
First, safety concerns have gone mainstream after Jacob Coxon’s tweet and resignation from Anthropic. Whether this was part of an orchestrated campaign or not is irrelevant.
Second, AI safety problems have become real with the many hacks that have taken place during the past months (the Hugging Face incident is merely the most prominent). Whether these hacks represent autonomous behavior from an uncontrollable technology or good old-fashioned industry-wide negligence is, again, irrelevant to the point.
Seriously? Why does this author give himself the power to designate these issues, which I would consider potential criminal malfeasance, "irrevelant"?!?!?
Phew, that was a slog! I simultaneously created another post on Bullshit Apocalypse topics not directly related to Hugging Face & the Cowardly 26-YO Rabbit, ready to go for tomorrow.
Here's the home page/directory for my posts on Bullshit. This is post #146.